Because I Found Something Better

Meeting The Blonde Uzumaki

*Sasuke P.O.V*

I had gotten home later than I wanted to thanks to that Uzumaki dragging me into the bathroom and giving me more hickeys. Apparently the first set wasn't noticeable so now I have like 20 hickeys on my neck, collar bone and back.

I rushed into my room to take a shower and to process everything. I heard Itachi walk in followed by other footstep. He brought his friends again.

I walked down stairs after my shower while throwing on a shirt and sweats.

"Hey itachi"

As I walked into the room all eyes were on me. Deidara turned red and Kisame laughed.

"Do I have something on my face ...?" I felt my self turn red.

"Sasuke." Pein said before laughing along with kisame

"SASUKE WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU ALL THOSE HICKEYS?!" itachi yelled.

I ran upstairs. Shit how could I forget already?!? I jumped on my best and barried my head in the pillow. My heart jump out of my chest when I heard my door open.

"I want a answer" itachi said.

"A certain blonde."

"Is she pretty like Tobi?" Tobi asked he always referred to himself in the third person.

"Uh...."

I can't tell them she is a he.

"Did you give her hickeys back?" Kisame laughed

"Nobody should be giving anyone hickeys!" Itachi yelled

"Sasuke! I want a hickey." Deidara cried

"Deidara!" Karen scolded.

"You know Tobi's getting a hickey too." Tobi said.

"His kisses are reserved for his girl friend.' Kisame said

"NO KISSES!!!" Itachi yelled.

"She's a he." I whisper

"What did you say sasuke?" Pein asks

"I said..."

"Foolish little brother. Speak up." Itachi said

"I SAID SHES A HE!" I yelled.

They all looked at me.

"Well then." Pein said

"Ok..." Kisame said

"I'll support you..." Karin added

"That mean I have a chance." Deidara said happily

"Tobi likes boys too" tobi said raising his hand

Everyone looked at tobi.

"Shit. If were coming clean karin and I are married." Pein said garbbing karin

"Well.... I'm fucking kisame." Karin said queitly

"I love tobi." Pein said

"Tobi love Itachi- san" tobi said

"I'm sleeping with Shikamru." Itachi whispered.

"Woah" everyone said.

And the whole night everyone confessed. Even dumb stuff.

*Naruto P.O.V*

Sasuke sent me a text telling me to come over. How the hell did he get my number.

I drove to the address he sent me. His house was big, but I've seen bigger *like mine*. I kicked on the door and a older sasuke opened it. He looked pissed and drunk.

"Are you Naruto??"

"Yeah. What it do?"

"What it do?! DA hell. You have my innocent little brother hickeys that what it do."

"Mhm yeah."

"That all your gonna say. Your not gonna ask him out or anything?!"

"I have not interest in a uchiha. I have my eye on someone."

"So your going to break my brother heart-"

"I didn't do shit. He begged me to stop and told me he wasn't bag and that he hated pigs like me. If he wants to get pissed thats on him."

I walked away. That damn uchiha. Why do I even deal with people like him. Why the hell am I even getting worked up?!?