Blog of a Ninjago Lover

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Tagged by Dazzling_Wisp2128 FUCK, sorry I hadn't post it before XD too busy with school and mah novel LOL this tag is so cool.

Top 10 Favorite Ninjago Characters:
1. Jay
2. Cole
3. Zane
4. Lloyd
5. Kai (Kai fans don't hate me)
6. P.I.X.A.L.
7. Morro
8. Sensei Wu
9. Ronin
10. Garmadon (WHY KILLING HIM WHYYYYY??!!! D:)

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF...

Number 1 woke up in your bed?
Jay: *shooks me lightly*
Me: Mom... I don't wanna go to school
Jay: *kiss forehead*
Me: ? *wakes up* ..... !!! O_o
Thoughts: Ah cabrón! A wevo!!! ^u^
Jay: What? :)
Me: *locks the door* No interruptions.
Jay: ????
Me: *gets back to bed*
Jay: *falling asleep*
Me: *cuddles closer* Best day ever...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *happily SINGING taking a bath*
Zane: *walks in like nothing*
Me: AAAAHH!!! PUTA MADRE ZANE QUE CARAJO ESTAS HACIENDO?!
Zane: *notices I'm there, covers eyes* o//////0 Sorry sorry sorry!
Me: Can you wait a few more minutes outside?
Zane: *nods, leaves crashing against everything*

Number 4 announces that he'll purpose to Number 9 tomorrow?
Lloyd: I'll purpose to Ronin!
Me: No! No! No God! Please No! NO! NOOOO!
Erika: T_T
Me: Royd bad BAD!! FUCK MAH LIFE!!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: *carefully watches sandwich* Cole helped you?
Kai: No...
Me: .............. Okay :) *eats sandwich*

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach?
*typical philosophical conversation*
Me: Of course of course, I totally agree with what your telling me.
P.I.X.A.L.: Yes yes...
Me: How is spongebob gonna make fire underwater...

Number 7 suddenly confess he is part of your family?
Morro: I'm your lost older brother... :T
Me: We are brothers.... Mom, do you mind explaining??!!!
Mom: Yes I do mind!!! *runs away*
Me: *shrugs* potato_and_carrot you'll be my sister in law!!!

Number 8 got in the hospital somehow?
Sensei Wu: -.-
Me: What happened to him?
Doctor: he drank a tea, made of a herb that he is allergic to.
Me: Nooo! I knew this would happen!! ME CAGO EN LA....!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Ronin: XD Bastards
My friends: D':
Me: *gets weapons ready* Ahaha... No. Bitch, no.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Sensei Garmadon: .-.
Me: Sensei, sensei, sensei.... SENSEEEEI!!
Sensei Garmadon: WHAT?!
Me: *troll face* Hi

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What would 1 would do?
Me: *running for mah life* Ah no mames! Puta madre! Ah cabron!!
Jay: *shocks them with lightning*
Me: *tackles Jay* Thank you! *kiss his face*
Jay: *blush* No problem ^U^

You're on vacation with 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: :'( It hurts...
Cole: *carries me in bridal style*
Me: *blush* Thanks...

10 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *dreaming with the ninjas*
Garmadon: *shakes me*
Me: What? -_-
Garmadon: *troll face* Hi
Me: *raises middle finger and sleeps again*

3 days later
Garmadon: asleep
Me: *hides under his bed* Mwahahaha *Overlord's laugh*
Garmadon: What?! D:
Me: BOOO!
Garmadon: AAAH!!
Me: *turn down for what* No one wakes me up

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do?
Lloyd: *shots green balls of energy*
Me: da fuq? Call Zane estupido!!
Lloyd: No. *shots ball to where I'm stuck
Me: I'm free! *both get out* Thanks
Lloyd: Yes... *pants*
Me: Zane would be a better idea...
Lloyd: What?
Me: Nothing ^ ^