Blog of a Ninjago Lover

Wu's Teas

Ninjago has this new shorts that are about the ninjas trying to be buisness people and failing miserably bc Sensei also has magic teas and- well it's the ninjas. They HAD to screw it up. Because it's them.

And now we'll loose like 30 minutes of our lives watching them and me giving an opinion of each, which obviously includes a lot of sarcasm and sass.

As a preview, "what the fuck".

1. Secret Teas

Ay, back to buisness. I love that the name is STEEPer WISDOM because copyright (since he sold the original to Cyrus Borg and shit).

ExplosiviTEA, HilariTEA, I have the feeling Ronin had something to do with this. And I have the feeling that the next 20 minutes will be filled with tea puns. SHAKE YOUR BOOTEA!

Omg Sensei, he's so chill with Jay having an tentacle (*whisper* hentai alert *hides*), Cole glowing, Nya being like 7 feet tall, and Lloyd being a dwarf (he'll be the 8th dwarf, angsty), but WHY. IS KAI. FLOATING. Also, what the hell Wu, does he even know how internet work? Guys, please. Share the link where I can learn to float. I need it.

2. Spinny Sign

Coffee bot. Guys, don't think I'm weird or anything, but I'm shipping her with Echo Zane so hard right now. Please, tell me I'm not the only one. Please. 

Kai's ego strikes again.

 See? I knew it. Sensei hat's give 'cha swag.

SPINNY SIGN OFF! IT'S A SPINNY SIGN OFF! LEAVE EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING BECAUSE THESE 2 DORKS ARE HAVING A SPINNY SIGN OFF!

Kai, stop! Your moves are too hot! OHMYGODS! Sensei, no, that sounds too gay. (I'm cool with fanon gay stuff, canon gay stuff. But Gay!SenseiWu is so weird I CANNOT)

3. Music Night - part 1

That Squidward reference is so great; I don't even like Spongebob, but I love that.

MOAR TEA PUNS!

Sit back, relax, AND LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT! Jay's me every time I get passionate. Like, "oh yeah, it's good, IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!" :'v *softly* he's mah soulmate.

I just spit my drink. HE IS SINGING ABOUT CHORES! GODDAMMIT LLOYD.

Guys, my headcanons fell apart when Jay said "I've never played an instrument in my life", like he's so skilled with his hands for inventing, I always thought "hey, why not being musicalitEA gifted too?" and all just fell apart. I'm not crying, you're crying... *sniff* I need a minute.

Okay, quick fandom rambling but the latino dub version is out already, and they didn't translate the song, and I feel like they lost their big chance of making this: