Part 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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WARNING: IF YOU ARE A YAOI SHIPPER THAT TAKES YOUR SHIP SERIOUSLY. I RECOMEND YOU TO DON'T KEEP READING, 'CAUSE THIS CHAPTER MAY HAVE OFFENSIVE CONTENT... ALL THE MAKING FUN OF THE SHIPS ARE FULLY JOKES, WHICH ONLY PURPOSE IS TO ENTERTAIN.

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Buuuuuuuuuut... IF YOU'RE RELAXED ABOUT SHIPPINGS AND REALLY DON'T MIND SOME DARK JOKES  TO SOME OF THEM... THEN SCROLL TO A NEXT PART OF...

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Me: A-Alright this is the weirdest idea I've ever had...

Cole: Why?

Me: Look at the title...

Zane: W-wh... Oh... OH.... :I *awkward*

Lloyd: What wrong about it?

Me: *hugs Lloyd and pets his hair* I love your innocence, sadly, we'll ruin it today.

Lloyd fangirls: NOOOOOO! D':

Me: Yup, because my sick and crazy mind got the idea... of showing the guys shippings of the fandom

Jay: Why THIS chapter?

Me: It's part 69... you know... 69 what it means... :I

Lloyd: *doesn't get shit* .-.

Kai: Shouldn't it be part 99 since most shippings are homesexual?

Me: Why 99-? Oh. I-I-I... Kai... I'm really proud and disturbed right now (if you didn't get it, I admire your innocence) Well... *extremely awkward* MOVING ON!

Lloyd: I'm scared D:

Zane: Don't be scared...

Jay: BE TERRIFIED! D:<

Me: I know I am... First ship, Greenflame = Kai x Lloyd

Kai and Lloyd: *gulp*

Me: yup, you two sweeties are the MOST popular yaoi couple of the fandom... Which basically goes from cute hugs to brutal descriptive sex action, it-it's pretty variated *shows pics, and stories*

Lloyd: Kai?

Kai: Yeah buddy?

Lloyd: aren't you like, way older than me? Mentally at least...

Kai: Yeah wouldn't it be like raping a child? I mean, I'm not a pedophile...

Me: *nods* NEXT! Bruiseshipping! Jay x Cole

Cole and Jay: Oh no...

Me: Yes... You are another REALLY popular shipping...

Cole: Literally we were killing each other for like 10 episodes... Then the jade blade thing and....

Me: Tha fandom went crazier than me playing Fight Nights at Freddy's ... NEXT!!!

Jay: But I'm dating Nya again...

Other ninjas: uh-oh...

Kai: he didn't say that...

Zane: We're dead now.. :( tell P.I.X.A.L. I love her...

Me: ..... D: right in the kokoro )':

AFTER 20 MINUTES OF INTENSE CRYING...

Me: N-next *sniff* Moss-shipping = Cole x Lloyd, and it's mostly related to Lloyd feeding Cole with cake, icecream, and other desserts...

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