Blog of a Ninjago Lover

NINJAGO. EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!

I hadn't post anything since last year lmao. #FirstChapterOfTheYear #Fuck2016 #AllHopesOn2017 Seriously, 2016 was completely awful. January was awful too... um... weeeeell... STILL HOPING 2017 IS GOOD! ........ *curls up in a ball and cries*

Anyways, I'm sorry I haven't really been online, I'm okay and healty and all, I've just been outside, you know, my hanging out with my friends...

Yes, I do have friends, don't act surprised.

Ahem...

Okay, I've been catching up to videos of my fave youtubers, and then I thought "hands of time", and I checked and HOLY SCHIST!!!

Probably you all have seen the this teaser already. Honesly me too, but I put it here just in case.

AAYYYY!! Another villian Wu never told us about!

Lmao Nya finally learned Spinjitzu. *claps sarcastically* Took you a while girl!!  

I like how this new villian treats the ninjas like little kids, "ninjaaaas come out and play". I want to see Jay being all sarcastic like YUS DADDY LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!

What.

What?!

WHAT?!

THE SAMURAI IS BACK!! Personally, I liked Nya better as a Samurai X. Like, she had a touch of individuality, and swag that was absolutely lost when she became a ninja. Really bad decision, really, not okay. Nya now is just, 1 more ninja. And I kinda agree with Darreth, despite I think he's comment was misoginist "You're a boys club". No, I don't say it's bad they added Nya and took her in as an equal, but Nya was THE Samurai, the secret weapon, the ultimate warrior, and yes, she was VERY good at it.

Now she's a decent ninja. Decent. She can't even do Spinjitzu. So I'm really hyped that the Samurai X will return. It could be a new character, but if it's not. I really hope it's:

a) Our beloved "one-eyed" theif, technological endearing piece of schist, who I have the feeling should never go to Las Vegas (cuz he almost died for a bet with Soul Archer), Ronin. I mean, he was super close to Nya.

b) The daughter of the truce destroyer, mistress of amber, once a snake, spy of the evil, but cool in the end, Skylor Chen. It'd be really cool to have another girl as the Samurai X.

c) The least likely to happen, but I'd LOVE to see it. Our *clear throat* *Jay voice* Super reclusive savant Cyrus Borg, inventor of the hover car AND EVERYTHING ELSE COOL IN THIS WORLD?! *kicked by Zane* I mean, wouldn't it be cool that the once victim, I bet he was kidanapped more times than Nya :V, was now a hero? Like, he manages to invent a way to use his legs by using an updated Samurai X suit.

d) Which I doubt, cuz she ninja now. Would be Nya. That would and wouldn't make sense. Would, because they control time, would be a nice reference to awaken the Samurai X. Wouldn't cuz it'd be weird to give her a full upgrade to the image if she knows it'd be temporal, think about it. It's not like Nya would just storm in the room "GUYS I'LL GIVE MY SAMURAI X SUIT ONE LAST USE FOR THE NEXT DAYS WE'LL BE FIGHTING THIS BISHES SO I'LL GIVE IT A WHOLE NEW COLOR INSTEAD OF USING THE OLD ONE". And Jay pouts "but I liked the old style" "NEW DESIGN JAY!! NEW DESIGN!!".

Okay, okay. OKAY. :V

If the time-controller brothers weren't enough schist to deal with, now we have a new Serpentine Tribe. And for what I've been investigating, this Tribe is made of tiny snakes. Do you remember the Oogie Boogie? The Villain from the Nigthmare before Christmas?

That guy, that freaking villain was awesome, but he's death left me scared for days lmao. Well, they're basically the same thing. But instead of instects they are tiny orange or red common snakes. And they have metal armors instead of a old dirty bag... And imagine that I was already getting over my phobia of snakes. :'V dam, I was so close.

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See ya my RusherNinjas,~Paty OUT!