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I'm Trying to Make A Chapter Name Longer Than Fall Out Boy's Song Titles

The full name of the chapter is: I'm trying to make a chapter name longer than Fall Out Boy's song titles but I'm only allowed 80 characters by Panic! At The Disco.

And would you know it I ran out of characters around I'm only allowed 80 characters.

I've been in a random mood lately...

On with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

The day after you and Dan's first official date he gave you a weird phone call.

Your ex wasn't around when you snuck out of your room to scout. (F/n) was sitting in the lounge and smiled when you came in. She didn't beat around the bush when she talked to you either.

"Moping around on your room just because I'm dating one of your exes is really immature and selfish of you."

You weren't sure how you would respond to that but you knew it would not be very nice. Your phone vibrating in your pocket was the only that preserved your friendship. You excused yourself to answer it. Caller ID told you it was Dan.

" Hey." His voice on the other side was shakey.

"Hey what's up?"

"Have you ever been stalked?"

It took a minute for you to comprehend the question and another minute to wonder at why he would ask.

"Uh... no... Have you?" Maybe this was an odd tradition Howell men had done for generations after going on their first official dates. Maybe Dan was high, or drunk, or insane.

" Nope. Noooo. So you would not know what to do if you were being stalked?"

"I've watched a few Criminal Minds episodes like that.... Dan? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, of course."

" Then are you planning on stalking me?"

"As much as the question seems to indicate to the contrary, no I'm not going to stalk you."

"Then why did you ask me?"

Dan paused for a long while you said his name several times to get him to answer you.

"Hey, sorry (y/n) but Phil and I need to buy more popcorn and he never remembers the right brand when he does it alone. Toodles." And like that he hung up on you.

" Toodles?" You asked yourself. You'd ask him another time.

" I'm going out!" (F/n) yelled. You heard the door slam. What you were about to do had been weeks in the planning. It was time for revenge.

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4 hours later you knocked on Dan and Phil's flat door. Dan answered. He smiled the second he recognized it to be you.

"Can I stay here for a bit? Ya know to lay low?" You asked.

"Phil and I have a no harboring criminals because they will doubtlessly turn on us and kill us in our sleep rule. Sorry."

You searched Dan's face to see he wasn't joking in the least.

"No. (F/n) called me immature for hiding in my room because my ex is always over so I covered the floor of her room and every other flat surface she has with whipped cream and then stuck a butt load of balloons in her room. Like they're floor to ceiling. It was awesome. But I'm not thinking she will be as psyched. Especially since we get ants... I just wanted to not die by the morning. If I can stay here, I brought my own pj's this time."

Dan laughed and swung the door wider to let you in.

"You can stay in my room and I hope you don't mind sharing my bed again?"

"It's fine. I can also compensate you for food, WiFi, other stuff like that." You were proud to make money by just making videos alone in your room.

"It's fine really." Dan led you past Phil's open door to his room. Phil waved as you walked past. You smiled and waved back.

"You really want to take me up on that offer. I eat a lot. And the internet is my life. Literally."

"If you clean out our fridge on one day then we'll talk. But you can't be worse than Phil."

" We'll see." Was all you said. "What was up with that weird call this morning?"

Dan looked at you and bit his lip. "It was nothing. I swear. I only woke up and took a dream a bit too seriously."

You nodded but did not buy his excuse for even a second. His eyes pleaded with you to believe it, and you couldn't withstand how cute he looked so you just let it drop.

"Come on, you start trying to wipe our fridge out of food." He held his hand out to you. You grinned and took it.

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Ya know how Dan has his random wink thing he does. I have a problem kinda similar. I bite my lip sorta like how in lame teen movies, girls bite their like when they see a cute dude. Cept the only cute dudes I see are through my computer screen. So idk how the world is seeing my lip biting habit.

Speaking of seeing cute dudes on my computer screen...

I'M PROBS GOING TO TATINOF!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS! GUYS! I AM SO HAPPY. AND WHEN THEY COME TO MY AREA IT IS SUPER CLOSE TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

another long a/n. So sorry.

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