Ouran's New Girl! ~OHSHC~

~Meeting the Family!

O.N.G


~Naomi's POV

"So dad, how was work?" Haruhi asked, again in a casual voice. I snickered silently at the intensely worried expression on Tamaki's face. He was in TROUBLE~!!

The entire room was still for a few long moments.

...Before Ranka speed-walked to Tamaki and threw him at a wall, then going to cuddle Haruhi.

"I'm sorry Haruhi~!! I hated to leave you alone last night, you must've been lonely~" Ranka spoke calmly, as if he didn't just possibly break Tamaki's head open.

Haruhi ignored her fathers question, "W-Wow... He hit his head pretty hard..."

Haruhi's dad ignored Haruhi as well, changing the subject to how his arm is sore and how he would like some tea. Tamaki's immediately spa zed out and ran around, trying desperately to make some tea.

I laughed at the scene, watching as Ranka stepped on Tamaki, calling him a pest and such. I felt two hands get placed on my shoulders, an looked up to see that it was Hikaru and Kaoru.

"Wow so that woman that passed us downstairs was Tamaki's father?" The twins smiled happily, going to greet Ranka... By walking right over Tamaki. It looked pretty painful. And hilarious. Until they decide to drag me along as well.

"Please to meet you Haruhi's dad! We're the Hitachiin brothers! So you're a transvestite? You're the first real one we've seen!" They spoke politely, dragging me along behind them.

They turned to Tamaki and gave him a look, "So you finally put the moves on Haruhi huh boss?" I snickered. These two were making it worse on purpose. "Sorry about him, he's a ladies man if you know what I mean." Hikaru said with a smile, and I just died.

Kaoru continued, saying how Tamaki probably fooled around with more girls then he could count. By now I had gotten away from the twins and back to the doorway, literally rolling on the floor laughing.

"NO!!" Tamaki suddenly yelled out, catching my attention (for however long that lasts). "I truly care about Haruhi!"

Hikaru and Kaoru gave me a surprised look, and we all had the same thought.

WAS HE CONFESSING HIS LOVE~? O.0

"She's very dear to me!" Tamaki continued, "I care about her like he was my own daughter!"

Oh.

No.

He's just that stupid.


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"So you all are the host club I've heard so much about? I have to say you are a fine group of men, I can't say which one I like more!" Ranka spoke, back to his happy self. He looked to Haruhi and I, "What about you two?"

"I think I'm the best host!" I shouted happily, earning myself a light smack to the head from the twins.

"Yeah. Right." They rolled their eyes, each earning a charley horse from me as a retaliation. They fell the floor, dramatically clutching their legs in pain.

We all conversed for a while and found out that Kyoya had been notifying Haruhi's dad about us, and everything.

LIKE A KYOYA.

After a while, Haruhi stood up, "Im going to the supermarket. You all wait here." I gave her a pitiful look that pretty much screamed, 'don't leave me alone with them!' Haruhi sighed, giving me a look, "Only Naomi can come."

I fist-pumped and jumped up from my spot at the table. I pointed at Hikaru and Kaoru with a wide grin on my face, "Take that losers~!! Naomi: OVER 9000~!! Twins: ZERO~!"

They scowled and attempted to ignore me, Hikaru holding his head annoyed. I grinned wider and gave the two noogies, then skipped off to Haruhi.

We left the house before the others could properly protest, walking down the street to the supermarket.

Haruhi was looking at me strangely, so I turned my head to look back, "What is it Haruhi? Do I have a sock stuck in my hoodie again?"

"What? No." She shook her head, sighing, "Not even going to ask about that... I was just thinking of how you and the twins seemed so related."

I gasped and quickly ran to a nearby vending machine and bought a soda. Then I quickly drank some and spit it out immediately for dramatization. "What?!"

Haruhi looked like she regretted taking me along. "That was unneeded..."

"No I'm sure it was. But how do I seem related to those two idiots?! My level of awesomeness is BEYOND theirs!! They can't compare! I am-"

Haruhi slapped (*gasp*) a sticker onto my mouth (aha I'm not that mean!), effectively shutting up my bragging and arrogantly awesome boasting.

It was one of those, 'Hello. My name is ____' stickers, just with the words 'Last resort' written where the name should be. Well now I know that Haruhi plans well...

"Calm down. If anything, you are worse then Hikaru and Kaoru combined." She said bluntly, dragging me along by my hoodie as I fiddled to pull the sticker off as painlessly as possible.
"Especially now with you're hair like theirs. We could take a picture of you three and it would look like a family portrait."

"SHMF DUPTH." That was supposed to be 'shut up'. I didn't want to peel off the sticker fast because it would hurt...so I began pulling it off slowly. Not a good idea. But I was still doing it.

Haruhi smiled to herself, mumbling something I couldn't hear under her breath. My whining through the sticker was too loud.

I sighed (well tried to). I gave up on removing the sticker for now. It'll come off someday. I followed Haruhi to the market, pissed off.

As we were walking though, I heard the shuffling of multiple footsteps behind us, keeping our same pace. I turned around to look and saw no one. My eyes narrowed as I turned around, once again hearing the shuffling of a large group.

We have our stalkers following us.

I rolled my eyes. These kids should know better. They know I'm a retired assassin. Of course I'd be able to sense their stupid from miles away.

Though I won't say anything. Why would I?

I rolled my eyes and walked away from Haruhi, heading towards the group of hosts and my only female friend's father. The tape on my face earned me a lot of confused looks, from the hosts and random civilians.

As soon as I reached the confused group, Hikaru ran forward to me and swiftly yanked the sticker off my face. I fell dramatically to my knees and clasped my hand over where the sticker was.

"You...little...asshat..." I mumbled through my hands, glaring up at the twin. He just smiled and offered his hand to help me up.

Naturally, I twisted his hand as hard as I could. And it successfully threw him to his side.

"Eh...Naomi...wasn't that a little harsh?" Tamaki asked worriedly, keeping his smile on his face.

I shrugged, a grin on my face, "Sorry. Revenge is kinda instinctive for me." Kaoru rolled his eyes and went to help his slightly dazed brother up.

As soon as Hikaru was able to stand up straight and look at me, he pointed at me, "You're grounded."

By now, Tamaki had left and was caught by Haruhi. And Ranka was watching them be all cute.

So I took this opportunity to flip him off.

Like he wasn't used to it already.





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Sorry guys. Long time for me to update, short chapter.

It just seemed like i wrote more on my notes before I put it on here ;-;

Yeah....it's like I take a hiatus between chapters >.> I really wish I didn't. Like ill start a chapter, write a few paragraphs, then I get distracted and forget for a week or two.

Anyway, enough about my lack of responsibility!

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