Ouran's New Girl! ~OHSHC~

~ This or that? Who cares?

~Omniscient POV

After Naomi had crashed through the already broken window, everyone scurried down the flights of stairs after her. By the time they had reached the garden, she was long gone.

"To the limousines!" Tamaki shouted dramatically, pointing into the near distance, "She couldn't have gotten far!"

The group agreed with silent nods. They ran to the front of the school, which took even longer. It had already been about 20 minutes when they saw one of the four limousines missing.

Hikaru and Kaoru stood gaping at the empty space, looking to the chauffeur who stood awkwardly around. "Where's the limo?!"

"I'm afraid Miss Naomi stole it..."


"How?!" The twins yelled simultaneously, Hikaru pulling at his hair.

"W-Well... she had me open the door for her to get in the limo, then before I can get back in she had climbed to the drivers seat, locked the doors, and sped off." The chauffeur said, looking down ashamedly.

The group sighed. Tamaki shook his head, "Come on gentlemen! We'll all go in my limousine looking for her!" The group sighed again. Now they were stuck in Tamaki's limo.

They drove around, anxiety building up in half of the hosts. The other half seemed as calm as ever.

Eventually the time grew to be around midnight. The twins offered to go home and wait for Naomi to drive back there, seeing that that would be the first place she would. Though the idea was Haruhi's, who in turn wanted to go to her own home.

Naomi would be thrilled to hear how enthusiastic they were.

They left, and Tamaki continued searching with Kyoya. Mori and a sleeping Honey continued searching in a separate limo until morning came up. And with no results.


*~*~*~*~*


".....RING. RING RING. RINNGGGGG."

A figure under the bed covers moved. "Gahhhh.... Kaoru... Answer the phone..."

Another figure replied the same way. "Noooooo.... Make Naomi answer it..."

"Naomi answer the phoneeeeeeee...."

"....."

"RINGGGG RINGGGG RINGGGG. RINGGGGG. "

"....."

"RINGGGGGGGGGGGG."

"....."

"RINGGG RINGGGG."

"....."

".....I forgot Naomi wasn't here ready to use the megaphone at exactly 7 'o clock like usual."

"Same."

Kaoru answered the phone exasperated, "Hello?" The reply on the other line held a tone of authority, one that also held a recognizable hint annoyance in it as well.

"Is this the Hitachiin residence?"

By now, Hikaru had sat up and was listening as Kaoru answered. "Yes..? Who is this?" They hadn't the time to check the caller ID when answering.

"This is the Bunkyo Police Department," both twins froze and faced each other, "We are calling about a Naomi Ginetawa who was taken into custody last night around 11:34 pm."

The twins looked at each other, "Maybe they got the wrong Naomi?" Hikaru shook his head at his brothers question and took the phone, "Alright, thank you for telling us. We'll be at the station soon." He hung up on the officer and called the rest of the hosts.

With a quick drive down to the police station, all the hosts with the exceptions of Haruhi, Honey, and Kyoya had already gathered. Honey and Kyoya for their obvious sleep-related reasons and Haruhi... well her reason was unknown.

Tamaki, as self-appointed leader, was the first to speak separately with the Chief. He came back alone with a rain cloud over his head and over dramatic tears in his eyes.

"My little girl has been arrested! Do you know how long she must've been suffering in jail for?! The chief said she has another day left in there!"

"I think you mean juvenile hall." Hikaru interrupted blankly.

"That doesn't matter right now!" Tamaki shouted, pointing at said twin, "The point is that she has been with criminals far worse than her for hours!"

Kaoru sighed, mumbling, "I don't think anyone can be worse than her..."

Ignoring Kaoru's statement, the four headed to the county jail or whatever to check on Naomi.


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~Kaoru's POV

Walking down the halls of multiple jail cells was terrifying. All the looks we received were awful. Like we were the ones that put these people behind bars.

We were led to a separate visitors room and sat down to wait for Naomi to be brought out. I'm just hoping she might've learned her lesson this time.

The door of the plain room opened, and a small recognizable figure and the warden walked in. I looked to my left Tamaki and Hikaru and saw that they too were confused. To my right, Mori looked unfazed. Raising an eyebrow to him, he spoke.

"Her hair."

Looking back at the person with the warden, I couldn't really make out what I was seeing. The person had the bright orange hair we recognize immediately as Hitachiin (Though it was dyed), but it was.... shorter than expected.

The hair was now cut to maybe below the ear, and was messy and boyish. Not styled like before.

But there was no doubt that it was Naomi when the figure in front of us flipped us the bird.

"Hey! Assholes! I'm right fucking here!The fuck is wrong with you?" She sighed and sat down in the seat across from Hikaru, the Warden standing close behind. "What took you guys so long?"

"We didn't get the call till this morning-" Hikaru answered back with just enough attitude for Tamaki to jump in.

"Never mind that! What happened to your hair?! Why do you have bandages on your face?! DID ANYBODY KILL YOU IN HERE?!"

Naomi tilted her head.

"Uh... some of the other girls in here cut it... second, bandages make me look more like the thug I am. had to get initiated yesterday. And I'm sorry Tamaki, but yes. Yesterday I died." Finishing that off, she continued by turning to the Warden. "So warden, what took so long for the call to reach them?"

He snarled at her smirking face, then turned to Tamaki and us. "We found her limousine parked on the sidewalk around 11:20 or so last night. When we pulled her out she had been drinking. And for some strange reason she was already wearing handcuffs."

"*cough* Thanks Mori-senpai. *cough*"

"Quiet you!" the warden have Naomi a stern look and continued, "Then, when she wouldn't tell us her name we had her fingerprints scanned. No information on her showed up until around 2 in the morning." he leaned over and glared down at Naomi. "Any reason for that?"

She blinked and stated calmly. "You know what? I think I remember my doctor saying that my fingerprinter is broken. I should call a mechanic or something." After receiving a sharp glare, Naomi shut up for the time being.

Continuing, the older man sighed, "Either way, she'll be staying with us for a while unless her fine can be paid."

"......"

"........"

"............"

"Guys hurry the fuck up and pay my fine so i can run away from your wrath."

We all sighed. Tamaki, Mori, and Hikaru played a quick game of rock-paper-scissors to see who would pay. Mori lost. Without a word he just pulled out a check book and signed off on the amount of money i dare not repeat.

Driving home, i couldnt help but stare at Naomi. Same seems for Hikaru as well... It was just strange. Now there's two girls that look like guys in our group...

"Guys."

I snapped out of staring and looked to Naomi, "What is it?"

"You guys keep staring." she smirked arrogantly, "Is it cause you're jealous?"

Hikaru scowled, "What's to be jealous of? Your probation record?"

"Don't play dumb with me! That's only on game night!" she crossed her arms and flipped her hair, "You're jealous I look better than you as a guy!"

"Not even close-"

"-That's not possible!" I finished off Hikaru's statement as usual.

Naomi took that as a cue for another hair flip. Plus a wink. "Now now,theres no need for denial. I mean, I was pretty awesome before. Now my awesome just helped me become much more attractive than my onii-sans."

Hikaru growled, "We are not your brothers!"

"Says the one that called me his younger sister!"

"That was a joke!"

"No need to get defensive less-beautifully-handsome-version of me!"

"OH NO SHE DIDNT! KAORU YOU BETTER HOLD ME BACK NOW!" Hikaru jumped at Naomi, and I ended up having to sit on his back the entire car ride to drop off the endlessly sobbing Tamaki first.

Naomi snickered and sat next to Mori-senpai.

"Haha~! What a loser~! Hikaru can't touch this loli-guy/girl cuteness~! I HAVE BECOME A HUMAN TRAP!"
She laughed loudly and sparkled. The same sparkle technique Tamaki uses. "No one would tell what I am! you know how much trolling I can get done like this?!"

"Oh do NOT go there!" Hikaru then began biting my arm to get to Naomi.

That is the start of a war!


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~Naomi's POV

I scooted away cautiously from the cat fight that was Hikaru and Kaoru. I mean, they were actually hissing and scratching.

So of course, I pulled out my phone. Who wouldn't make a Vine video of two rich twins fighting like kittens? you could say 'someone with a heart', but that wouldn't apply to myself either way.

Since the only safe place from the fight was next to Mori, guess where I sat?

If you said Busby's Chair, you get a cookie!

But you'd still be wrong.

I sat beside Mori-senpai. Now, my decision was between acting like an immature child and be mad at him for trying to get me vaccinated, or acting like an adult and get over it?

I AM A TEEN. I DONT HAVE TO ACT LIKE ADULT TILL I HAVE TO PAY BILLS. YOLO. ((*shot*))

I huffed and visibly glared at Mori-senpai, puffing my cheeks for effect as well. Now he knows how mad i really am!

He looked at me for a second, apologized profusely while handing me $100 dollar bills, then decided to become my butler for upsetting my awesomeness. If you couldnt tell, none of this happened. After facing me, he simply raised an eybrow and looked to me in silence.

"..."

"...."

"....."

"GLARRREEEEE."

".....?"

I sighed. I'm getting nowhere with him. Then I had an epiphany.

New-found Loli-powers activate!

I've seen Honey-senpai do this many times. I lowered my head slightly and looked up to Mori with male loli-limited puppy-eyes and a pout.

"Mori-senpai... I didn't mean to get in trouble..." I sniffled, "But I really didn't want to get a shot! They're scary!" I held my face in my hands, as to hide the mischievous smirk I couldn't stop from forming. "It wasn't my fault!"

I chuckled silently, until I felt a hand rest itself on top of my head.

What?

I looked up surprised to see Mori staring at me silently. Confused, I tilted my head to the side.

He continued to look at me with a small smile. "I'm sorry then."

"Eh?" My face felt slightly warm, so I placed my hands against them to stop it. I didn't have any smart remarks to say. "W-Well... it's not... I didn't really... um... I-I..." I glared down at the floor of the limo. How stupid do I sound right now?!

I just heard Mori chuckle. I snapped my head up at him.

"What are you laughing at?! I-It's not funny!" He just shook his head with a smile. I realized what had happened. "Did you just use your evil host-magic?! Shun! Shun! That's foul play!" I falsely punched his arms multiple times as he continued to seem entertained.

Not a second later, we had arrived the Morinozuka residence, and he left the limo. I huffed and crossed my arms.

"Gah. He's just as bad as the rest of them then! Evil evil evil magic. I need to learn that magic now..."

Oh! I forgot Hikaru and Kaoru had been fighting! I didn't even notice them underneath the body bags they had put each other in. Literally. They took some extra body bags of mine I hold in my backpack and used them without asking. Rude.

I grinned and scooted to the nearest bag. I kicked it and was satisfied to hear a groan.

"You idiots do realize the other person has to be dead first before you put them in a body bag right?"

"Shut up Naomi."

Aaaaaanddddd the item behind bag number 1 was an angry Hikaru! Da da da daaaaaa!

I didn't bother to open either bags when the limo pulled to a stop of the Hitachiin residence. I dragged them out (with all their yelling and cursing) and dropped them in front of the sprinklers! :D I'm sure the maids will have them dried up soon enough.

The house was pretty quiet, what with the twins outside and all. I walked to my room and grabbed my phone that I luckily left at home.

Wow. 37 missed calls from Tamaki. the rest were at least under 15.

I deleted the notifications and was gonna rest when my phone went off in my hand. Who could it be now?

I answered it, trying out my new boy impression.

"Sup dog."

Silence filled the other end of the line, then they spoke. "Naomi stop that."

"Boo you whore. Ruined my fun."

He sighed and continued. "I was hoping to be accepting a thank you or so."

"Why'sat??" I munched on a bag of chips obnoxiously, whether it was on purpose or not is debatable. "Oh! Is is about that information thingy?"

"Precisely." I could practically hear him pushing up his glasses like a smart person. "As I recalled, you had no personal information anywhere in any system whatsoever. Without me taking action, you do realize that multiple government protection services would be after you?"

"Yup. So I'm assuming you are expecting something in return?" I scowled. I hated owing people. especially kyoyas.

"Yes. We'll talk about the terms tomorrow."

"Confucius says fak u."

"I hardly believe that." And with that he hung up.

Psh. Psh.

Killjoy.

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Merry Christmas! :D 

Again, sorry for the super late update..

But im thinking of discontinuing this story </3

i have no inspiration and no motivation. 

if anything it may take months for me to write a single chapter due to simply having no ideas in my head anymore :(

Well, we shall see what happens in due time. 

SO

Random Question time! :D

1) if you kn ow what im talking about, what dere type do you think naomi is? 

2) if you did notunderstand my first question, DO YOU KNOW WHO DEADPOOL IS?

that is all :3

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