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Kuroo Tetsurou: A Teasing Dork

A/N To help you through your day, here's a gif of Kuroo laughing

You love Kuroo, you really do, but sometimes he can get on your nerves. Today, you were in a bad mood. Why? Yesterday, while you were walking through the halls, you heard one of the teachers talkin' s**t about you. You heard her say in her snotty voice, "I hope one day she gets in trouble with the principal." Running the whole thing that happened yesterday in your mind just angered you even more. You are a very patient person, and all your friends know that. They also know that it takes A LOT to get you THIS angry, and when you are angry, they know that they should stay away until you can find a way to calm down. Entering the school gates you heard someone call out to you.

"Hey (y/n)!"

Turning your head to the direction of the voice, you saw that the person who called out to you was Kuroo. Actually, I take that back. All of your friends EXCEPT Kuroo know NOT to approach you when you are mad. How do they know you are mad? They notice that you're fingers twitch. You then turned away and started to walk faster, you didn't want to take your anger out on him, and you didn't want to hear any of his teasing remarks or whatever. Noticing you were trying to get away from him, he ran and caught up to you.

"Ne, (y/n) why are you trying to run away from me?" Kuroo asked, pretending to be fake hurt.

You spun around and faced him.

Using your best sassmaster pose, you told him coldly, "Go away Churro, I am in no mood to deal with your s**t."

Knowing that you meant business, and that you called him Churro, he decided not to tease you, for now.

Kuroo then whined, "Wah, (y/n), so mean!"

You then sent him a cold glare. He then took his leave to, maybe, talk to Kenma. A little surprised that he didn't continued to tease or pester you, you smiled a bit.

Sighing, and making your way to the school entrance, you thought to yourself, "At least I didn't take my anger out on him..."

~Timeskip brought by Nekoma Café~

(Kuroo's POV)

"(y/n) seemed really angry..."  I thought to myself, "I wonder what happened..."

Looking at my surroundings, I decided I should try to find (y/n)'s best friend. Near the entrance of the school, I saw a bunch of girls talking. Scanning the group of girls I found (y/n)'s best friend. "What was her name again?" I asked myself, "Oh! (b/f/n) that's what it was."  Approaching the girls, some of them giggled, rolling my eyes, I went to (b/f/n).

"Hey, (b/f/n), do you know why (y/n) is angry?"

(b/f/n) sighed, "Yesterday she texted me what happened. Apparently, a teacher was talking smack about her, and she managed to hear."

(b/f/n) then grabbed her phone and pulled up a texting app and handed the phone to me.

"Here, you can read it yourself."

Taking the phone, I scrolled through the messages. My eyes widened a bit, reading all the text messages. "Wow, she must have been really mad..."  I thought. 

Giving the phone back, I gave (b/f/n) a smile, "Thanks." I told her.

Walking away from the group of girls, I began to form a plan to find a way to help (y/n) calm down. After some thinking, I smirked to myself devilishly, "Perfect..." I thought to myself. Oh, this is going to be great.

~Time skip~

(Author POV)

Everyone was at the classroom, getting ready for class. Kuroo looked over at (y/n), who was scribbling words on paper.

"Must be her therapy..." Kuroo thought, "Don't worry (y/n) I avenge you..."

The teacher then walked into the classroom. Out of the corner of his eye, Kuroo could see (y/n), she was twitching was a dark aura surrounded her. Looking back at the teacher, Kuroo could see that she was glaring back at (y/n).

"Ok class," began the teacher, "Get out your- OW!"

The teacher sat down and something pricked her. Getting up she turned around to find a pin on her chair. The class tried to stifle giggles but failed. You looked over at Kuroo and he looked back at you, he gave you a wink and you smiled.

"Oh, Kuroo," you thought, "What would I do without you..." 

As the teacher bent down to pick up the pin, you saw Kuroo take out a piece of paper and rip it. The teacher's face turned red and she smiled nervously at the class. Everyone started to laugh a bit more loudly. She stood up straight and ran towards the open classroom door. What she didn't know was that the door had seran wrap, and once she ran through it, her face got caught on it and she fell on her back. Hard.

The class began to laugh hysterically, and you too, were laughing. Kuroo looked over to you and smiled, knowing that he avenged you. 

Getting up slowly, the teacher, knowing now about the seran wrap, ducked underneath it and ran out the classroom. There was a few minutes of hearing the 'clip clop' of her heels down the hallway, until there was a sudden screech and the sound of something crashing. The class, not feeling at all guilty, continued to laugh hysterically. You then got up and headed to Kuroo.

"Thanks Kuroo," you said while hugging him, "I feel much better now."

He then looked up at you since he was sitting down. "No problem (y/n), as long as you're happy, I'm happy."

You then put your hands on your hips sassily, "You do know that she's eventually gonna find out that it was you who did this right?"

He then smirked. "Well, the only thing that I can hope is that she got a concussion from that crash."

You then giggled, "Oh Kuroo, what would I do without you..."