Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
A. Rap music.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!
Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!
Q. What does a bird say at Halloween?
A. "Twick or tweet."
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!
Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
A. Lazy bones!
Q. What did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is that you coffin?"
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What key opens a Haunted House?
A. A spooKEY!
Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A. Mali-BOO.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A. A chicken sand witch.
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Q. Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A. The BOO-hamas!
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
