How did the farmer count his cows?
He used a cowculator!
Where did the cow go on its holidays?
To mooooo mexico!
Where do bored cows do?
Go to the moooovies!
What's a cow's favourite subject?
Mooosic!
Where do cows find out about the past?
At a mooooseum!
What goes oooommm, ooooommm?
A cow walking backwards!!
What do you call a cow that cuts grass?
A lawn mooer!
What do you get from a nervous cow?
Milk shake!!
What do you get when you cross a nervous cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshake!
What steps do you take if you see a herd of cows running towards you?
Big ones!
Where do cows live?
In Moooo York city!
Heard about the cow astronaut?
He landed on the mooooooon
What goes oooooooooooooooooo!!?
A cow with no lips!!!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Moousican!
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!!!
Why do cows moo so loud?
Because their horns don't work!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!!
