What keys can you eat?
Cookies!
What kind of key can't open locks?
A mon-key!
What other key won't fit in a lock?
A piano key!
What gets closer and closer, but never arrives?
Tomorrow!
What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath!!
What runs but has no legs?
A tap!
What is faster : hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella!
What goes all around the city but never moves?
The road!
What has holes but carrys water?
A sponge!!
What flower do you always wear?
Two lips!
A man was driving a black car, his lights were off, the moon wasn't out.
A woman crossed the road in front of him. How did he see her?
It was the middle of the day!
What can run and whistle but not walk and talk?
A train!!
When is a river like the letter T?
When it has to be crossed!!
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!
What's black, white and red all over?
A zebra with a sun burn!!!
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
What is black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin in a revolving door!!
What always goes to sleep with its shoes on?
A horse!
What starts with an e, ends with an e and has one letter in it?
An envelope!
What has three syllables but only one letter?
An envelope!
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole!
What starts with a p, ends with an e and has hundreds of letters in it?
Post Office!
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball!
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
What room has no windows?
A mushroom!
What starts with t ends with t and is full of t?
A teapot!
Now you see it, now you don't. What is it?
A black cat on a zebra crossing!
What has arms and legs but is not alive?
A chair!!
What is the capital of England?
E!!
What is big, smells, has a lid and flys?
A dustbin!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!!
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
What goes around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp!!!
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter t!!
Which vegetable is always wet?
A leek!!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam!!
Three people were sharing an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why?
Because it wasn't raining!!
What has hands but no arms?
A clock!
