What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
R'n'Brie
When should you go on a cheese diet?
If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
Limburger.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
That's the most violent book I've ever read.
Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss: because it is holy.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
Ask Cheese.
What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese!
Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
Edam and Eve.
What hotel do mice stay in? The Stilton
What did the Cheese salesman say?
That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What group of cheese has been known to fly?
Curds of prey!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesy credit card?
Go on a shopping brie.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzeralla
What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
Caerphilly
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?
I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What cheese do beavers like?
eDam
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
Paris Stilton.
What do you call an oriental cheese?
Parm-asian
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom?
Curd Your Enthusiasm
Why does cheese look sane?
Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
I've felt grater.
What’s the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
Camembert
What is a basketball player’s favourite kind of cheese?
Swish cheese
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
Baby cheeses.
A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them
Woman: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.
Englishman: I love liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not good enough!
American: I hate liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not creative!
Mexican: Liver alone, cheese mine!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese Who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese Who?
Cheese a cute girl!
