Why is a mathbook so sad?
Because it has so many problems!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
She needed to reach the high notes!!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control his pupils!
Teacher: "Sophie, name me six things have milk in them?"
Sophie: "Cheese, chocolate, cream and three cows!!!"
A child comes home from his first day at school and her mother asks,"What did you learn today?"
The girl replies,"Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!!"
What's a maths teacher's favourite dessert?
Pi!
Why did the boy eating his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!!!
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he was at high school!
Tommy: "Would I get in trouble for something I haven't done?"
Teacher: "Of course not!"
Tommy: "Great! I haven't done my homework!!"
Tommy: "Would I get in trouble for something I haven't done?"
Teacher: "Of course not!"
Tommy: "Great! I haven't done my homework!!"
Teacher: "If you have 7 apples in one hand and 8 in the other, what do you have?"
Pupil: "Big hands, miss!"
What's the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners are on plates!
Where do maths teachers buy their food?
From take-aways!
Teacher:"Sarah, spell blind pig" Sarah:"B.L.N.D.P.G"
Teacher:"What happened to the i's?
Sarah:"A blind pig wouldn't have any!"
What do young elfs learn at school?
The elf-a-bet!!
