What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head?
Lou
What do you call a woman with two lavatories on her head?
Lulu
What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?
Carol
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a man with a crane on his head ?
Derek
What do you call a man with a map on his head?
Miles
What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head?
Reg
What do you call a man with a wig on his head?
Aaron
What do you call a man with a mat on his head?
Neil
What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita
What do you call a woman with slates on her head?
Ruth
What do you call a woman with a spring on her head?
April
What do you call a man with a large blue-black-yellow mark on his head?
Bruce
What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head?
Claude
What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?
Frank
What do you call a man with a boat on his head?
Bob
What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head?
Gail
What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head?
Annette
What do you call a woman with a tortiose on her head?
Shelley
What do you call a woman with a twig on her head?
Hazel
What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?
Scott
What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?
Will
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?
The deceased
