What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try and try and try and try-sarratops
What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A flat Tire-annosaurus !
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw !
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? T
Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Who makes dinosaur clothes?
Dino-sewer.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Which dinosaur slept all day ?
The dino-snore!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
OUT of the way!!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
What a lavaly day!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A Dinosaucer
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
Down in the mouth!
What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Try Sara's Tops
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
Ptera Don
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
