Knock Knock Jokes

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1) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Botany.

Botany who?

Botany good locks lately?

2) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

2) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Yacht!

Yacht who?

Yacht a know me by now!

3) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno that I'm out here, right?

4) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Says!

Says who?

Says me, that's who?

5) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!

6) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito just bit me!

7) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Mary Lee.

Mary Lee who?

Mary Lee down the stream.

8) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Andy!

Andy who?

Andy mosquito bit me again!

9) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Xavier.

Xavier who?

Xavier breath and open that door!

10) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Acid!

Acid who?

Acid down and be quiet!

11) Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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