Waiter, this soup tastes funny
Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter, do you have frogs legs?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir
Waiter, is there soup on the menu?
No, madam I wiped it off
Waiter, this egg is bad
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup
What do you expect for 50p, a beetle?
Waiter, there is a flea in my soup
Well tell him to hop it
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup
Yes sir, he's committed insecticide
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard
I'll fetch him a spoon sir
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad
Sorry madam, no pets allowed
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate
That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage
