Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
To visit the chicken!
What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
It stepped on the chicken!
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren't invented yet, silly!
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road???
Because it had no guts!!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because it kept getting picked on!!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was running away from the monkey!!
There were two hedgehogs standing at the side of the road.
One turns to the other and says, "Shall we cross the road?"
The other one says, "No!! look what happend to the zebra!"
