You're a Terrible Kisser

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"Sorry, what?" I asked.

I heard her clearly. And there's nothing else I'd rather do.

"You heard me, Bucky." She said.

"Okay, look." I began.

"No, no, you just said you wanted to." Damn. She caught me.

"Uh. No. I did not." Yes I did.

"Why are you being such a dork? An adorable dork."

"Because, you're..."

"...?" She leaned in anticipation, turning her head slightly sideways so her ear was closer.

"Smoking... hot." I said.

"Let me get this straight, my Adorkable Bucky," Heh. Cute. "You want to kiss me desperately, but won't because I'm smoking hot, a fact which I already know."

"..." that wasn't the reason, but I couldn't seem to get it out of my mouth.

"Uh, no, it's just..."

"Yeah?"

"You're..."

"Spit it out, Buck."

I didn't realize I began mumbling again.

"You're the first and so far the only friend I have and if we kiss, it might escalate into something and you'd be my girlfriend and we'd have problems and we'd fight and break up and won't talk to each other and I'll go back to being alone and you'd find someone BECAUSE YOU'RE SMOKING HOT and I'll spend the rest of my days alone in a gray world without a friend to talk to and I don't wanna lose my best friend and my only friend who brought color to my life just this first morning of summMmMmMmMmmmph........."

I was cut off, obviously.

How do I describe this?

She shut me up. With her trapezoid.

I mean, not her trapezoid, her mouth.

Not her mouth at all, either.

She shut my mouth with her tongue.

Which, and it won't be the first time you'd be hearing this from me, was fucking sexy.

I mean, not fucking. Though technically we are, but, no.

Eh, we were already there. She kissed me, so I decided to kiss her back.

I placed my hands on her back, both arms constricting her, as I decided to, uh, thrust(?) My tongue against hers back into her mouth. (I guess?)

She wouldn't play submissive, though. But I guess I saw that one coming.

She decided to push me into the cool water as we were now violently kissing.

I almost drowned, but even if I did, I wouldn't mind. Because this was Jessica who was kissing me.

Still, I pushed her away from me as I resurfaced, desperately gasping for air.

"See? That wasn't so bad, now, was it?" She panted.

"When do you plan to stop taking my breath away?"

"Awww. Do I really?" She said. Adorably.

"I don't call you Miss Captivating for nothing." I replied.

"Shucks, Bucky, you'd make the Perfect Boyfriend."

"Didn't you hear what I was saying just awhile ago?" I said.

"No, I was busy staring into your eyes." She smiled.

I had no idea how to react anymore. I fell in love with her, but at the same time, I didn't want to.

I stiffened. Mouth completely shut.

"I was kidding, Bucky, don't overthink it. Overthinking prevents you from being happy." She noted.

And she was right. (Women always are, right?)

"Tell ya what. Let's just have fun. Kay? No falling in love and no romantic whatever. Just swimming, for now, biking, making donuts with the Golf Cart, let's enjoy the summer, kay? Summer won't last forever, you know."

I gave a slight nod, but remained silent.

"Your answer's not good enough, Bucky, I need to hear the words from youuuu. Yes, Jessica, let's be best friends for the summer." She said, deepening her voice to mimic mine.

"I won't mind a few kisses every now and then." I smirked.

Her grin was ear to ear by now.

"MMMMMMM, BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY ENJOYED IT."

I splashed a wave straight at her face.

She retaliated with one at mine.

"Yeah, okay, Jess. So I did."

"..." she smirked silently at me.

"What?" I asked.

"Was that your first kiss, Buck?" She asked.

"Yeah. But obviously not yours."

"No, you're wrong. That was also my first." She said.

This time, I was the one silently staring at her.

"You have something to say, Bucky?"

"You're totally bluffing."

"No, I'm not. Want me to prove it?" She grinned. I don't know what sinister thing she has planned but I tell you, there was something.

I decided to go along.

"Fine. Try me."

She had her hands to her breasts.

"My nipples need your lips too."

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