We took the longer route back just to finish the song.
By the time I dropped her off (from across the street, of course,) I walked her to her doorstep, and used a pun from the song.
"Goodnight, Dynamite." I told her.
She flipped her hair to face me with a confused smirk.
"Did you just--?"
"Yeah." I said with a sheepish grin across my face.
"God, I could kiss that sheepish grin of yers."
Kay, I was shocked.
"Yeah, your trapezoid's irresistible too."
"What?" She asked, confused.
"Is that what I sound like when I accidentally speak my thoughts out loud?"
"No, I didn't. No."
I didn't know how an ear-to-ear grin could get wider, but I swear mine did.
"Mmmmmm, you kinda did."
"Well, it's adorable when you do it, it felt terrible to actually say what's in your mind accidentally to the person you secretly had a crush on since this morning and it's weird because we just met, how the hell does that make sense? You can't fall on the first day, especially if you're a girl! Ew, what? Control yourself and be more ladylike, Jess Lark!!"
Oh, great, now she's mumbling. How the roles reverse.
I grabbed her by the waist as she fell back, stared into her infinite dark brown eyes for a second before I closed mine and placed my lips on her trapezoid, I mean her mouth, I mean her lips. Her gentle, luscious lips.
I felt her soft hands carress my jaw and kissed me back.
I just literally swept someone off her feet.
"So that's how good it feels to shut an adorkable mumbler up with your lips."
"I'm not adorkable, Bucky, you're the dork."
"Whatever, Miss J."
"Just this morning our roles were reversed when we took our first kiss. And it's the first kiss that matters. Not the second. So😜" She said, sticking her tongue out.
"What are you, ten?"
"Oh, just go."
"I kinda like it when you stick your tongue out." I said. Out of whatever courage I suddenly had.
"Dude, I know you do."
"You gonna do that when you suck me, right?" I said, as a joke, of course.
"And I'm gonna swallow." She said, as she gave a wink and a lip bite.
"Bloody Hell, woman, I was joking!!"
"AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE MY ADORKABLE BUCKY AND I AM YOUR CAPTIVATING MISS J!!!!!" She yelled.
"Whatever. I'll call you when I'm no longer busy, Miss J." I said as I began to walk towards my motorcycle.
"No, call me when you're working it. Maybe I can help."
"Call me when you touch yourself too, Miss J. Goodnight, love ya."
"Yeah, love ya too, Best Pal Bucky."
Unlike other guys, I was actually glad (at the time) that I was but in the Friendzone.
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I walked the motorcycle across the street and into the garage, and I walked to the front door and opened up.
"Art? Is that you?" I heard Sue from the dining table.
She was in her transparent nightgown, Yes, that means I could see everything, but we already taught each other abstinence. (Like I said in the fapping part in the early chapters, I'll explain later.)
"Yeah. You're home early," I noted.
"You're home late. Is she fun?"
"Very much."
"Glad to hear it. We have more new neighbors moving in for the summer, by the way, maybe you'd get assigned to them, maybe not, I'm trying to manage it."
"Thanks. Stressful day?"
"Very. Fucking. Much."
She swears. A lot.
"You want me to?" I asked.
"Oh, I'd be glad to. The dildo never does it. Let me just fix up, kay?"
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This Should Make A Terrible Story
Teen FictionHow the hell do I spend my summer? Sixteen year old Arthur Grayson repeated the question to himself, over and over. He couldn't see her coming, and how she could possibly change his life. *NOTE: VERY MATURE. RATED R16*
