This Should Make A Terrible Story

Afternoon

Lunch was awkward. I remained silent there for like, thirty minutes.

This whole time it was just her who has been talking.

"Holy Smokes, Mr. O'Mally, these are great!"

"Aren't you gonna drink your cocktail, Bucky?"

"It's really nice here..."

"..."

By then she must have noticed my silence.

"..."

She knew just how to break it.

I swear, that woman.

"..."

"So you liked what you saw?"

I stared at her blankly with a mouthful of chicken.

"..."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR FACE!!!!!"

"Fwaffth?" I said. Translation: What?

"Come on, Bucky, don't make such a big deal out of it."

"I'm not!!" I said, okay, I was.

"It's funny."

"What is?"

"How my tits shut you up and you aren't even sucking on them yet."

"..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She cackled at yet anoher one of her infamous sex jokes.

"Would you just eat, Jess?"

"Yeah. How about a hotdog?"

Good Heavens, would this stop any second now? Please?

"Desserts are for later."

That just blurted out. I had no idea what I was thinking when that escaped my mouth.

"..." About time I shut her up.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Well, don't get too excited, Bucky." She said, with a sexy lip bite.

"You're the one who won't stop talking about it, Miss Captivating."

"You're the one who likes it, Bucky."

"What makes you say so?"

"Because my foot's already resting on your Grayson Tower and you didn't even notice it. Until now." She smirked.

Shocked, I looked at my... at the region.

And her foot wasn't there at all.

"Made ya look. You Naughty Dork." She said, giving me a wink.

"Whatever." I said, as I finished my plate.

"Bout time, Bucky." Turns out, she finished first.

"You're a hungry eater."

"Oh you haven't seen me be hungry yet."

"..."

"That wasn't a sexual joke, you horny bitch, I was being literal!!"

"Oh." Now I just felt embarrassed.

"Well what do you wanna do now, tour guide Bucky?"

"Well, Miss Captivating, the Mall's right outside the village. How about a movie?"

"So my Adorkable Bucky grew a pair and finally asked me out."

"I'll take it that's a yes? My treat."

"Yeah, but dressed in these?" She said, pointing at her free flowing white Summer dress and my soaking wet beach shorts.

"Yeah. Okay. Home first."

We took the shorter route going home, as I used the longer route for the tour. I dropped her off at her house, and then parked the Cart in the Garage.

I entered my house and made my way to my bedroom. There was no door from the upstairs hallway to the shower door, the hallway only had two. One for my room and one for Sue's. The bathroom connected our rooms.

I normally take a while in the shower, I take time to relax and enjoy the shower.

But I got a lady waiting on me, so I decided to make it quick.

Relatively speaking.

I didn't realize I made the same mistake twice, but now it was worse.

As I finished, I got my black bath robe and got a towel for my hair.

I was rubbing my hair dry (turns out that is the bad idea of the day) like I did in the pool shower.

As I finished rubbing my hair, I walked to face my bedroom mirror, before I let my bathrobe drop.

"Mm. Perfect."

That was the sound of her beautiful voice giving me a heart attack.

"Jess! What are you doing here!?"

"Well, you were taking so long, Grayson. Also, this is payback for the pool."

"Payback? What do you mean payback I only saw your boobs!!!"

"You were staring at my ass all day, Bucky." She got me there.

"No, I was just... yeah, okay, but that doesn't mean you get a look-see at my cock, woman. It's not fair."

"Oh, is that what you want? You want a look-see at my tight spot? You want me to spread my legs too, so it would be fair for you?"

"No, I want to suit up so we can watch a movie."

"Good idea, I'll wait right here." She said.

I wore cargo shorts and a shirt with Aquaman on it.

"Shall we?" She said.

We made our way downstairs to the front lawn, when she got on the cart.

"Oh, we aren't taking the cart. It's not allowed outside the village unless we have a permit."

"My Adorkable Bucky, always followimg the rules."

"I got something better you can ride." I said.

"Yeah, I can't wait to ride you too."

"Obviously, and I can't wait for you to ride me too, Miss Captivating, but we're taking the next best thing." I said as I opened the garage door.

Her grin suddenly appeared.

"I didn't know a dork like you rides this baby."

"Oh, I'm about to blow your mind." I said as I offered her a helmet.

"Helmets. Oh, you adorable, rule-following dork."

"Just wear it. It has speakers inside."

"Oh." She said as she gladly wore the thing.

We got on the bike as I hit play.

And AC/DC was booming as I revved up the engine.

"Oh, yeah." I heard her say behind me.

We both knew what AC/DC song this was.