Comebacks For Bitches

41-60

41. Did you hear me ask your opinion? No neither did I.

42. Do you practice being this ugly, or does it come naturally?

43.

Bitch- You're ugly

Other person- Please, I can wipe 99% of your 'beauty' off with a Kleenex.

44. Your living proof that a human CAN live without a brain.

45. Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.

46. Here's a couple bucks maybe it will help with the bill 4 your plastic surgery.

47. Sorry I already gave to the 'Hope For Hobo's' charity.

48. Your fake barbie is jealous.

49. Your even more shallow then a kids pool from Tesco.

50. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

51. Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

52. Bitch please, your vagina has been used more than Google.

53. I would love to insult you but I don't think that I would do as well as nature did.

54. We're all going to die from lack of Oxygen if your big ass nostrils don't stop taking up all the air.

55. What did you have for breakfast? Bitch flakes?

56. I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right.

57. Should I get you a plunger? Because apparently you love bringing up old shit.

58. Life's a bitch, oh no wait, that's you.

59. I'm not an astronomer but I'm pretty sure the the Earth revolves around the sun and not you.

60. I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see that you already have one.