Comebacks For Bitches

61-80

61. Fat bully: "What are you staring at?"

You: "The reason double doors were invented."

62. Stop calling you're self hot, the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

63. Bitch: "You're ugly."

You: "Excuse me, I'm not a mirror."

64. One second, oh yeah. Casualty called, they want their drama back.

65. Bitch: "You should watch your back."

You: "Really? 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours."

67. Good luck finding someone that will put up with your bullshit as well as I have.

68. Don't take this the wrong way, but I think part of your brain is missing.

69. Here to hate? Join the autograph line sweetie.

70. Do you have any body spray? Yes? Good, you might want to use it.

71. EX: "You need to move on and forget me."

You: "How can I move on when every time I walk outside I see things that remind me of you, like garbage bins and dog shit?"

72. Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Faces like yours,

Belong in a zoo.

Don't get upset,

I'll be there too.

But not in a cage,

just laughing at you.

73. Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty,

What the fuck happened to you?

74. Please don't touch me, I don't want to catch whatever you have.

75. You like 5'1. What are you going to do? Bite my ankles?

76. You'll never be the man that your mother is.

77. Hey, you have something on your chin, no, the 3rd one down.

78. I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bull.

79. Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on.

80. Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?