Comebacks For Bitches

141-160

141) Oh, I didn't realize you were an expert on my life. Continue while I take notes.

142) Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

143) Sorry I called you an idiot, I thought you already knew.

144) Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

145) Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

146)You're like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.

147) I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed by the performance.

148) I hear there's a new app called sense of humour. Download it bitch!

149) I have leg hairs tougher than you.

150) No, please, keep talking. Maybe you'll say something smart eventually.

151) Wow, it's impressive how much crap comes out of your mouth, does that mean you shit the alphabet?

152) You're dirtier than my makeup brushes.

153) I knew it was you, I could smell you coming.

154) Bitch, you're trashier than my bins.

155) Your face is fine, you'll just have to put a bag over your personality.

156) Don't make me angry then tell me to calm down, that's like stabbing someone and wondering why they're bleeding.

156) My name must taste good 'cause it's always in your mouth.

157) Did it hurt? When you fell from someones ass into the toilet you piece of shit. 

158) If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

159) You think that burned? You can't even roast a marshmallow. 

160) Do you still love nature? Despite what it did to you?