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81. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Lil stupid ass bitch,

I ain't fucking with you.

82. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If I had a brick,

I'd throw it at you.

83. Bitch:" If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart!"
You: "Go ahead, it's got to smell better than your breath."

84. I'm busy now, can I ignore you later?

85. No, I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

86. I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina, honey.

87. I googled "Who gives a shit?" My name wasn't in the search results.

88. Every time I'm next to you, I get a strong desire to be alone.

89. This chair has more personality than you.

90. Twinkle, twinkle little whore,

Close your legs they're not a door.

91. You're not an antique because they have value, you're just old.

92. Oh, you want a joke? Let me just find you a mirror.

93. If I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mothers chin. (Okay I'm sorry but I literally cried at this)

94. If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in a envelope, fold it up and shove it far up your ass.

95. You put the whore in horrifying.

96. The only positive thing about you is HIV.

97. You want to fight me? You can't even fight a cold.

98. You so annoying, you give Advil a headache.

99. It's impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth, and your head so far up your ass at the same time.

100. I wanted to be your for Halloween, but I couldn't fit 7 dicks in my mouth.

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