101. Your eyeliner's messier than my room.
102. I know black holes bright than you.
103. Sorry, I don't speak snake.
104. Awe, you're spreading rumors about me? At least you've found something other than your legs to spread.
105. You're as useless as the 'g' in lasagna.
106. Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you would be pretty on the inside.
107. I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.
108. I'm pretty sure your head just had an echo.
109. You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, 'concentrate'
110. Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
111. You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
112. What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid, you don't.
113. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
114. You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said 'goodbye' to you.
115. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
116. Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said awe what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.
117. I'm surprised someone hasn't tried casting you in the Muppet's with a face like Miss Piggy.
118. I'm sorry what was that? I cant here anything you say with your head that far up your ass.
119. I don't think you're meant to use the whole fan tanning bottle.
120. My highlight is bright than your future.
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Mostly makeup themed, what can I say?
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- Emmie
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Comebacks For Bitches
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