121) Ever heard of deodorant?
122) I know Harry's with more style than you.
123) Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
124) I'm sorry you'll have to call back when I'm interested.
125) If you keep talking, your life span will be as short as your penis.
126) Wow, God got creative when he made you.
127)Some day you'll go far - and I really hope you stay there.
128) I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
129) If you need a flat surface you can use your chest. (For females or you lose the point)
130) Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
131) Are your parents siblings?
132) I am not anti-social. I just don't like you.
133) Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
134) If you live your life like everything is about you. You will be left with just that. Just you.
135) There is not a sponge in the world that can rival your self-absorption.
136) What doesn't kill you. Disappoints me.
137) Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job.
138) You can't Photoshop personality.
139) Hey, I found your nose, it's in my business again!
140) My business isn't your business. Unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.
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I feel like I may have used some of these before but I'm too lazy to look.
- Emmie
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Comebacks For Bitches
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