Comebacks For Bitches

201-220

201. Oh look, the clowns here, now the party can really start.

202. Jealousy is an ugly colour on you.

203. I said you were petty, not pretty, it wasn't a typo.

204. If you stopped looking like a dog, then maybe I'd stop treating you like one.

205. You smell worse than an egg roll.

206. 

Asshole - "I don't like short hair on girls"

Boss ass bitch - "Well I don't like short dicks on guys, but here you are"

207. Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

208. Oh please my straightener is hotter than you.

209. My name must taste good cause it's always in your mouth.

210. Jealousy is a disease, get well soon bitch.

211. 

"You're a bitch"

"Well being a bitch is a tough job but somebody has got to do it"

212. 

"Without the ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful"

"Thank you for your sacrifice"

213. You're so fake, you back barbie look real.

214. I'm not a asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes.

215. I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

216. I'm an acquired taste, don't like me? Acquire some taste.

217. Did someone binge of bitch-flakes this morning?

218. I'm not weird, I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.

219. I'm not pregnant, the only thing I'm expecting is an apology.

220. If all else fails, mock their laugh.

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I regret to say this but I think I will be ending this book soon, I'm really losing track of comebacks I have and haven't used. I also tend to go on an emotional roller-coaster when I think I've invented a comeback and I haven't.

Also a quote of the day that I had to include but wasn't a comeback.

"Women belong in the kitchen,

men belong in the kitchen,

everyone belongs in the kitchen,

kitchen had food."

Amen.