Comebacks For Bitches

21-40

21. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

22. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

23. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

24. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

25. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

26. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.

29. I could say nice things about you, but my mum told me to always tell the truth.

30. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

31.

Bitch- Fuck you

Other person- I'm sorry, but you'll have to join the back of the queue.

32. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

33. You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.

34. If you're waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch.

35. I don't hate you, I'm just simply not excited about your existence.

36. You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.

37. You put the "Itch" in bitch.

38. I'd knock your teeth in, but why should I make you look any better?

39. Your dad shouldn't have brought his condoms from pound land, maybe then it wouldn't have failed.

40. If I had your face, I'd sue my parents.