181) If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
182) If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
183) How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
184) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
185) Stupidity really agrees with you.
186) I've seen chickens better looking than you.
187) Insult: "What are you 12?"
Comeback: "Yeah, inches deep in your mum."
188) Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?"
Student: "By staying home."
189) I'd love to talk but I'm in such a hurry to get home and be alone.
190) I don't consider you a vulture. I do however consider you something a vulture would eat.
191) I may love shopping but I'm not buying any of your bullshit.
192) Breathe the other way please, your opinions are bleaching my hair.
193) I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
194) Be careful what you say, the voices in my head have already made some good suggestions.
195) Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
196) I'm currently making some changes in my life, if you don't here from me then you're probably one of them.
197) I hope that one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
198) If ugliness was measured in bricks, you'd be the great wall of China.
199) Eenie meenie miny moe,
You are nothing but a hoe,
you think you're cute,
you think you're classy,
but girl you're nothing but f*cking nasty.
200) The trash is being picked up tomorrow, be ready.
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Comebacks For Bitches
PoetryFormally "50 Comebacks for bitches" but I've decided to add more. _______________ ⚠ Warning ⚠ Swearing is present in this book. No extreme words were used. _______________________ Highest achievement - #1 in Joke ______________________ ©COPYRIGHT201...
