Armin: Eren I found a fedora!
Eren: *gasp*
Armin: don't I look cool!?
Eren: (takes the fedora) (throws it out a window)
Armin: Hey! What was that for!?
Eren: we already have to deal with crazy eyebrows and a demon ukulele. I don't have a good feeling about that fedora
Jean: (walks in) hey guys! This random fedora just landed on my head when I was walking outside! I like it!
The fedora: (attaches to Jean's head and starts feeding on its new host)
Jean: (falls to the ground unconscious since his brains are being sucked out)
Eren: see? That could've been you, Armin. I saved you.
