Me: Okay since I was bored, I decided to give all you guys nicknames
Everyone: *groan*
Me: Jean is of course, Horseface
Jean: I'm not even surprised
Me: Mikasa is Yandere girl
Mikasa: don't call me that
Me: Armin is...
Armin: He Man?
Me: No, Male Krista
Armin: -_-
Me: Levi can be Mr. Clean
Levi: I ain't even mad
Me: Hanji, you can be Crazy Science Person
Hanji: I like it
Me: Erwin is--
Erwin: Demon Eyebrows?
Me: No. Fake Hair
Erwin: WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK I WEAR A WIG!?
Levi: (grabs Erwin's wig)
Erwin: (sits in corner and cries)
Me: Marco is 50%, Farlan is 5/10
Marco & Farlan: -_-
Me: Eren can be Angry German Boy
Eren: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I AM NOT ANGRY! I JUST LUST FOR TITAN BLOOOOD!!!!!
Me: Correction. Angry Gernan Boy Who Yells Too Much
Eren: 😒
Me: Annie is Pinnochio
Annie: I hate you
Me: Reiner is Chicken Nugget
Reiner: That's not a nickname. That is who I really am.
Me: ooookay then...Berty can be Muscle Man
Beretholtd: *sighs*
