Eren: we are gathered here today to honor our smol coconut, too pure for this world. He was too young, too sweet, too innocent
Jean: HE OWED ME MONEY!!!!
Eren: what seriously?
Connie: is that even important Jean?
Jean: OF COURSE IT IS!!! HE SPENT ALL THE MONEY ON HAIR PRODUCTS!!!!
Levi: one good thing did come out of this though
Eren: captain what?
Levi: we don't have to cremate him. Bertholtd took care of that for us.
Bertholtd: YOURE WELCOME!!!!!!!
Eren: (starts crying) ARMIN WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Armin: (punches the casket open) IM BACK YOU WHORES!!!! NOW SHOWER ME IN GIFTS!!!! I WALK THE EARTH AGAIN YOU BRATS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:.....
Hajime Isayama:..........
The dead:............
