Armin: Hey Eren, have you ever wondered why there aren't any black people in this anime?
Eren: yeah and the only Japanese person we got is Mikasa
Armin: huh...
Me: (breaks through wall) THERES ONE NOW!!!!
Eren: oh. HEY WHATS WITH YOU AND BREAKING WALLS!!!? ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE!?
Bertholtd: YES COME JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!
Me: I'm on whatever side Erwin's eyebrows are on
(Manga spoiler)
Levi: soooooo, dead?
Me: SCREW YOU LEVI!!!!!