Erwin: Alright everyone. We have come here for one thing and one thing only. Please do not get dis--
Everyone: (runs off)
Erwin: -_-
Hanji: (staring at giant flat screens) whoa...I gotta take this thing apart.
Mikasa: (puts Eren on a child leash)
Eren: HEY! THATS INHUMANE!!!!
Armin: (sitting in the back of the store, reading)
Jean: why'd the commander have to drag us to this stupid store anyways...
Marco: oh come on Jean let's make the most of it!
Jean: fine but if I get called a horse I'm slapping those freckles off your stupid face.
Reiner: MY CHICKEN NUGGET FAMILY I AM BACK TO SAVE YOU!!!! (runs to frozen aisle)
Bert: REINER NOOOO!!! (Runs after him)
Annie: *sigh*(turns around and goes home)
Hanji: now I wonder what's gonna happen if I connect this wire to that....
Levi: (looking at brooms and mops) huh. The new iMop 6 is out....I needs it.
Armin: (sitting in the back of the store, reading)
Eren: Mikasa let me off this leash
Mikasa: no. I'm not losing you.
Eren: but I gotta pee!
Mikasa: I'll watch.
Eren:..........never mind.....
Levi: but wait! The new Broomsung Galaxy S7 is out! Ughh how can I choose
Reiner: MY SWEET CHICKEN NUGGET BABIES!!!!!
Bert: REINER STOP YELLING!!!!
Store person: Um, excuse me sir. Do you need me to show you where the horse food is?
Jean:...
Marco: Jean don't....
Jean: (takes breath)
Armin: (hears a loud neigh from the other side of the store, but continues reading)
Hanji: oooh now then I see. Should I connect this wire to that wire....
Levi: screw it. I'll buy them both!
Erwin: where did everyone go?
Eren: Mikasa.
Mikasa: hm?
Eren: let me go
Mikasa: no
Eren: crazy yandere....
Mikasa: (pulls a knife on Eren) what was that?
Eren: (gulp) n-nothing! Heh...
Hanji: (comes running through the store) I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A BOMB OUT OF A--
(Explosions)
