Armin: Hey Ymir? If you don't mind me asking I have a question for you
Ymir: hm? Ask away
Armin: Why do you not like boys?
Ymir: Weird question, I mean just look at the guys we're stuck around
Eren: TIIIIITAAAANS!!!!!!!!!
Jean: NEIGH!!! NEIGH!!!
Reiner: Berty I'm legally changin my name to Chicken Nugget
Beretholtd: uh...okay? (Sweats)
Ymir: Your pal Eren yells too much, Jean is a gay horse, Reiner identifies as a chicken nugget, Berty sweats too much, and Connie looks like a balloon
Connie: Do not! (Head inflates and floates away)
Armin: oh
Ymir: and you also creep me out, Armin. Seriously. You look all sweet and innocent but I feel like you've got some dark secrets. So yeah, I'll stick with dating Krista
Armin: oh...well then....
Armin: wait...IM NOT CREEPY!!!!
