Eren: yo Hanji, @Chibi_Renegade dared me to give you Titan DNA to give to Levi so he knows how it feels to be experimented on
Hanji: who says I haven't already given him Titan DNA
Eren: oh...well den
Hanji: HEY LEVI!!!
Levi: WUT!?
Hanji: YOUR CLEANING SUCKS!!!!!
Levi: WHAT!!!? (goes Titan)
Hanji: awwwwwww
Levi: WHAT ARE YOU AWWWWING ABOUT FOUR EYES IM A TITAM FEAR ME!!!!!
Hanji: you're only the same height as Eren and I now so adorable
Levi: /-(
Hanji: so uh...can I experiment on you now?
Levi: only if I can experiment on you later tonight in bed
Eren: EWWWWWWWW YOU TWO ARE GROSS GO SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!! (Runs away)
Levi: tch hater...
(Later)
Eren: okay @Chibi_Renegade dares us to all confess our crimes, except for me, and then you guys have to eat a cooked bug
Reiner: what kind of bug will we be eating?
Bertholtd: can I have my bug to go?
Ymir: can I have my bug now? I'm hungry...
Eren: I DONT KNOW, NO, AND EWW! NOW DO THE DARE!!!
Reiner: *sigh* fine. I helped destroy wall maria and I've attempted to kidnap Eren. I also stared at Historia's butt for longer than socially accepted..
Ymir: YOU DID WHAT NOW!!!?
Eren: PLEASE DONT SPEAK UNTIL ITS YOUR TIME TO CONFESS!!!!!
Bertholtd: my turn. I destroyed wall Maria, and wall rose (was it wall rose or wall sina I don't remember). I am also the reason why Hanji and her squad might be dead, and I've done other things and stuff....
Eren: having that ugly face is crime enough
Bertholtd: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Annie: my turn. Im responsible for the deaths of Levi's squad and countless others. I'm also responsible for going on a rampage through the Stohess district. And I called Armin a woman....
Armin: -_-
Ymir: My turn. My crimes are being unexpectedly sexy and being the only one who's won Historia's heart
Eren: huh, I guess Ymir hasn't done anything wrong
Ymir: well the things I do to Historia should land me in prison but I know you guys don't wanna hear about that
Eren: EWWWWWWW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE TODAY!!!!!!? (Runs away)
Ymir: where you going? Are we still gonna get our bugs?
