Reiner must be stopped

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Armin: (eats chicken nuggets)

Reiner: what the--HEY!!! (Smacks chicken nuggets out of Armin's hand)

Armin: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!?

Reiner: YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING IF YOU SAW ME EATING COCONUTS!!!!!

Armin: I. AM. NOT. A. COCONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reiner: JUST ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE!!!!!

Jean: (walks in) Oooh, chicken nuggets (eats one)

Reiner: (kicks Jean)

Jean: (is kicked)

Reiner: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I WERE EATING HORSES!!!?

Jean: NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH!!!! (I AM NOT A HORSE!!!!!)

Reiner: OH SURE YOURE NOT!!! ITS LIKE SAYING THAT CAPTAIN LEVI ISNT WINDEX OR SOMETHIN!!!!

Armin: HE'S NOT!!!!!!

Levi: you rang?

Reiner: Captain do you pee Windex?

Levi:.............

Levi: (leaves)

Armin: WHY WOULD YOU ASK HIM THAT!!!!?

Reiner: DONT YOU PEE COCONUT MILK!?

Armin: NO! BECAUSE I AM NOT A COCONUT!!!!!!!! (One punches Reiner out of the universe)

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