Sasha: man look at all that food....
Connie: Sasha you can't eat it
Sasha: I think I died and went to heaven....
Connie: Sasha no get back here you can't eat that you have to payyyy!!!!! (Chases after Sasha)
Levi: (sits in cart)
Hanji: *gasp* ARE THOSE TITANS!!? (runs off and leaves Levi sitting in cart)
Levi: *sigh*
Eren: DID SHE JUST SAY TITAN!!!!? (Runs after Hanji)
Armin: (sits in back of store reading a book)
Mikasa: (cant find Eren)
Marco: Hey look at this sale, Jean!
Jean: its 50% off... (Starts crying) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Marco: (hugs Jean) there there...
Reiner: are those...are those what I think they are?
Bertholtd: they're just chicken nuggets
Reiner: ANNIE. BERTL. YOU BOTH HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE MY FELLOW CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!
Annie: no
Bertholtd: *sigh*
Reiner: (throws boxes of chicken nuggets into the cart) I WILL SAVE YOU MY FAMILY!!!!!!
Levi: (still sitting in cart)
Hanji: (chases after tall person) TITAN COME BACK I WANNA EXPERIMENT ON YOU!!!!!
Eren: (follows Hanji) TITAN COME BACK I WANMA KILL YOU!!!!
Store person: (chases after Eren and Hanji) PLEASE STOP RUNNING IN THE STORE I WILL CALL SECURITY!!!!!!!!
Sasha: (sees potatoes) *gasp*
Connie: oh gosh....
Levi: (tries getting out of cart)
Random old person: oh did your mother accidentally leave you here?
Levi:.........I'm 34..............
Mikasa: Has anyone seen Eren?
Armin: (still sitting in back of the store, reading)
Krista: Ymir let's bake a cake!
Ymir: how about I bake DAT @$$
Krista: what?
Ymir: nothing......
Reiner: COME ON!!! I GOTTA SAVE MY FAMILY!!!!
Annie: Reiner for the billionth time, you're not a chicken nugget!
Reiner: SAYS YOU!!!!!!!
Levi: (gets out of cart) sweet sweet freedom (sees cleaning products) wow my day just got a bit better
Hanji: PLEASE LET ME EXPERIMENT ON YOU!!!!!!!!
Eren: PLEASE LET ME KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Store person: PLEASE LEAVE THAT SCARILY TALL MAN ALONE!!!!!!!
Marco: (holding Jeans hand)
Jean: (holding Marcos hand)
Store person: excuse me sir but its against the rules to have animals in the store. Including horses. So I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave
Jean: (cusses out store person in French)
Mikasa: (gets megaphone) EXCUSE ME!? HAVE YOU SEEN EREN!? HE HAS BROWN HAIR, BLUE GREEN EYES, AND TITANS ARE HIS TRIGGER!!!!
Eren: (from across the store) TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Connie: SASHA NO GET THOSE POTATOES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU CHOKE!!!!!
Sasha: (has like 50 potatoes in her mouth)
Reiner: BERTY! GET ME ANOTHER CART!!!! I HAVE TO SAVE ALL MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!
Bertholtd: *sighs* fine
Annie: that's it (goes titan)
Reiner: HEY ANNIE!!! (goes titan)
Bertholtd: screw it (goes titan)
Eren: (sees titan steam) TITAN!? (goes Titan)
Ymir: I'll protect you, Krista (goes titan)
Krista: oh ymir (Blushes)
Armin: (STILL sitting in the back of the store reading)
Levi: (turns bottle of tide) my how the tides have turned. (Smacks bottle of dawn) its the dawn of a new era. (Grabs mops) I am the cleaning king.
Mikasa: THERES EREN!!!!
Hanji: hehehehehehehehehehe alll these titans in one place heeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Im getting excited
Erwin: (struts into store wearing a pink scarf) GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LADIES!!!!!!!
Everyone:.....
Erwin: Oh crap, wrong store!
Armin: (STILL sitting in the back of the store reading)
Everyone gets kicked out of the store at closing time, and they forget about Armin, leaving him at the store and not coming back for him. The end.
