Jean wears lipstick

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Eren: Marco, quick question!

Marco: yeah Eren?

Eren: doesn't Jean wear eyeliner? Because it really looks like he wears eyeliner.

Marco: He doesn't wear eyeliner but he does wear cherry lipstick.

Eren: Dang Marco you got the flavor memorized 

Marco: and he'll put on a little foundation every once and a while

Eren: wait seriously?

Marco: yep ^-^

Eren: YO ARMIN!

Armin: WHAT!? 

Eren: JEAN WEARS MAKEUP!!!!

Jean: WHAT NO I DONT!!!!

Eren: YOUR BOYFRIEND JUST TOLD ME!!!

Marco: sorry Jean

Jean: its okay, I'll just spank you later

Eren: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jean: CAN YOU JUST GO SOMEWHERE EREN!!!?

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