Erwin: Levi! Hanji! Meeting now, in my office!
Levi: what is it, eyebrows?
Hanji: his eyebrows look like little feathers
Levi: oh my gosh they do!
Erwin: Stop talking about my eyebrows! We have important things concerning the survey corps to be talking about
Levi: his eyebrows are the wings of freedom
Hanji: we should change your eyebrows to the new symbol
Erwin: will you two quit!?
Levi:...
Hanji:...
Erwin: good, okay let's start the meeting. Since I plan on resigning soon, Hanji will be the new commander
Hanji: does that mean I get the eyebrows?
Levi: Hanji I'll still love you if you get demon eyebrows!
Hanji: thanks Levi 😢
Erwin: HANJI YOURE NOT GETTING THE EYEBROWS!!!
Hanji: ooh Eyebrows sounds angry
Levi: maybe we should shave the eyebrows.
Hanji: yeah! That might make him happier!
Erwin: -_-
