Me: okay. So do any of you have moms that are still alive?
Everyone except Jean: ......
Jean: heh...(raises hand)
Me: YOU LOVE ON YO MOMMA, YOU HEAR ME FAT OMLETE KID!? YOU RESPECT YO MOMMA BOY! SHE DOES SO MUCH FOR YOU!!! (POINTS BLADES AT JEAN)
Jean: AHHH OKAY!!!!!
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Yo.
Tell your mom Happy mother's day
I know my mom deserves it
Since she has to deal with me AND my dad
Antyways
Make yo momma feel special
