Avi's POV
I wanted to get Mitch to love me.
But he hated me, and wouldn't listen to me now that he knew me and Scott was in Transylvania.
So I had to use a little way.
The Elisha way.
I had Elisha's number because she gave it to me, so I called her as soon as Scott was out of my sight.
"Hello..?" A man's voice grumbled. I sighed.
"It's Avi. You can lose the man voice."
When I last met her, Elisha and Mitch told me that full vampires could change form. Elisha could turn into a man. She turned into a man and pretended to be Lulu's boyfriend a lot.
"...Go AWAY. What do you want?" Elisha's voice said, clearly annoyed that I didn't fall for her vampire form swap.
"I need a new wallet. Can you help me shop?"
"And why do you want MY help?"
"Because I need a girl's opinion? Men just buy the nearest thing to them in the store, no matter how hideous it is."
Elisha made a gagging noise. "Fine, I'll go. Igh. Just hearing of hideous things make me want to throw up. Meet me at Starbucks."
I smiled. "Perfect."
***
I waited and waited until I saw the girl.
She looked stunning, but my heart didn't even race a bit. It only raced for Mitch.
She smiled. "Alright, let's shop!"
I nodded as I stood. "C'mon. I know a guy."
We both walked out of the building and Elisha faced me. "Okay, where are we going? I can fly you there. I can control the fog so no one would think it's weird."
"Fog?" I asked. She nodded.
"Full vampires can control the fog. Watch."
She whipped out a baseball bat for some reason. "What do you see?"
"A baseball bat? Why are you-"
"Now watch." She made a fist and suddenly the baseball bat was changed into a five foot long sword. I stared.
"You did magic." I mumbled as Elisha put the weapon away. She laughed.
"Oh honey no. It was a sword from the beginning. You just thought you saw a baseball bat.
"See, that's the fog. It gets in mortal's eyes and make them think they're seeing a mortal object but in real life," She whipped out the sword again.
"it's an immortal object."
"Cool." I breathed. She laughed.
"And it works especially well in Transylvania. If you didn't know, Transylvania is the home of vampires!"
"Ohohoh. Alright. But uh, you don't have to use the fog today."
Elisha frowned. "Why?"
"Because I'm not going shopping."
"What the fuck-"
"Take me to Mitch. Make him talk to me."
Elisha laughed. "Like I'll ever do such a thing to my fiancé."
"Oh alright then."
I back away slowly. The female frowned. "What are you doing..?" She asked.
I jumped.
I put my arm around her and held her close.
"THIS GIRL IS MY GIRLFRIEND EVERYONEEE!!!" I hollered. "THIS GIRL IS MY GIRLFRIENNNNDD!"
Elisha jabbed me in the stomach. "Shut up, they don't understand anyway! They speak Hungarian, stupid!"
Then she turned to the staring people.
"őrült." She explained. "Teljes őrült."
I laughed.
I leared Hungarian for five years, just incase I met Mitch in Transylvania.
'Teljes őrült' meant 'complete crazy'. (I think. I looked it up....I don't even know if Transylvanians speak Hungarian I looked that up too I'm terribly sorry if I'm wrong)
"ő a barátnőm." I said happily and Elisha stared. 'ő a barátnőm' meant 'she's my girlfriend.'
"ő a barátnőm!!!!ő a barátnőm!!!!" I screamed. Elisha squealed and pretended to bite my neck. I knew she wouldn't so I didn't stop.
"ő a bará-"
"Okay okay!! I'll take you to Mitch!" Elisha said, sighing. I smiled and let her go.
I was going to meet Mitch.
