Jack Daniel's Friends and Their Ridiculously Helpful Powers

Chapter One: Who is Jack Daniel?

         Who am I? Well to know me, you better #ThrowbackThursday if that so. What we are living today is just the same place you're living but in a different timeline. You see, it's hard to to explain yet I will explain it in Chapter Two. Right now, I will just tell you a story about a prince named Jack Daniel, even though I'm exhausted because of the battle of the dragon thingy.

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Obviously, I am not a prince. I am just a normal human, I mean not a normal human. My parents own a wine shop. All products or beverages that alcoholic men drinks, we have it all. I don't know why my parents choose to have a business like this. When I was born my parents said that they were so delighted to have me. They just loved me so much and because I was the only son, I always get what I want. We are not that rich as Froye is but I could say that were not poor.

As I grew up, my life is not miserable like other main characters in some novels. I am a happy, funny and full of humor kind of guy. I am very amicable which why I have a lot of friends. I am happy and contented with my life until I discovered my deadly ability.

My father is a very alcoholic person which means he could drink 148 glasses of gin everyday. Why is that? Clearly, because we have this f*#@!?$ wine shop. My dad's fave liquor is Jack Daniel's. What a coincidence! It's the same with my name! Of course, I was named after it clearly, nincompoop. How I've discovered my deadly ability goes like this:

As I said my father was a very alcoholic person and everyday he is inebriated, my mom always tells me this line, "Why did I got married with a man like your father." I want to answer her, "You made a wrong choice mom!" but I know that it doesn't make her feel better.

Everytime my dad is drunk, my mom doesn't want get near to him. So she asks me to talked to my father like "Go to sleep dad cause I will close the shop." But the truth is, it is so hard to talked to a drunk person. I am thankful I have telepathic abilities. Yes, I can communicate with you using only my brain but only if you are drunk. Sighed, yes my ability is telepathy on drunk people ONLY.

Laugh as hard as you can, go on don't be shy. I told you I am full of humor. My ability is funny and ridiculous but wait till you meet my friends. Let's continue about my life, I thought my life would end like my dad's, I was thinking I would be also alcoholic like him when I grew up but no.

When I got 15 years old, there were too people who went in our house. They are somewhat advertising a school, so therefore they are teachers, pedagogues. They talked to my parents for an hour, discussing something about the school and it seems that my parents are interested to enroll me.

After the pedagogues left the house, my mom told me that I am going to a boarding school. As what I have told you that we are living in a different timeline, a boarding school in our time is different from yours.