I haven't updated in two days
Ok
Let's talk about boobs then
*sarcastic clapping to myself*
Well done good way to creep out ur readers
Screw it I need to get this out of the way
Anyone who may not like the subject of boobs or boob physics can leave now
I hate boobs
They're flipping annoying
Unless you are wearing a bra (which is super uncomfortable sometimes and occasionally likes to try and choke you to death) they bounce.
Yes, those who do not have boobs however have come this far.
They bounce.
And it feels like they're going to be ripped off from your chest.
You're regretting this now, aren't you person who has no boobs.
They flipping bounce
And
And
And
Arceus have mercy on you if you bash these boobs into a wall
Or anything, really.
PAAAAIIIIINNN
If you want to know where I've been, I've been writing oneshots.
I have 4 drafts.
Planning a 5th.
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
DU LIEST GERADE
RANTS AND STUFF
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