Russetfur: *Shows laptop to Blackstar and a Blackstar AMV called "Too White and Nerdy" plays* This is you, isn't it?
Blackstar: *Awkward* No, that's Tallstar. o_o"
Boulder: STOP SLEEPING ON THE JOB THEN, BLACKSTAR! -_-
Russetfur: Tallstar looks different from a few heartbeats ago. o_o
Blackstar: He dyed his pelt. c:
Rowanclaw: I recorded that. IT IS BLACKSTAR WHO IS TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!
Blackstar: WAAAAAH HOLLYFLOWER SAID NO CAT WOULD SEE HOW WHITE AND NERDY I AM!! YOU MAKE SADSTAR EVEN SADDER!!!!!! I WANNA BE PART OF THE GANGSTERS!!!!!!!
Leopardstar: YOU'RE TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!!
Firestar: WHY WOULD YOU MOW YOUR LAWN BY THE THUNDERPATH, DUDE?!?!?!?!
Tallstar: Why-- *Falls asleep*
Leopardstar: We should get some other cat to replace Tallstar. Why don't we get Startall?
Blackstar: STARTALL IS TALLSTAR!!!
Leopardstar: Too white and nerdy, Blackstar.
Blackstar: THAT'S CLOUDTAIL'S JOB!!!
Cloudtail: *Being too fluffy and awesome* No, it isn't.
Blackstar: WAAAAAAHHH I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW I'M TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!!!! TALLSTAR, YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY COVER!!!!
Tallstar: *Just lying there, sleeping. . .*
Blackstar: *Throws a book at the wall and goes on a rampage* GRRRRRRRRRR!
Breezepelt: *Holds up a flag saying, "Go destroy the Clans, old cat!" and waves it around* GO BLACKSTAR, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
Leafpool: LIKE, OMG, NO IT'S NOT! LIKE, WHY YOU STEAL MY BRITHDAY, YOU HORRID STUPID KIT? MAH FEELIN'S ARE HURT. I KILL YOU NOW. YOU DIED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Crowfeather: *Annoyed* I think I'll go be with Feathertail now. LEAFPOOL, GO TO STARCLAN CUZ I LOVE FEATHERTAIL AGAIN!
Leafpool: OMG, WHY YOU LEAVE ME FOR SOME DEAD CAT? WAAAAAAAAH, I'LL KILL YOU NOW. DIE DID DIE, CROWFOODER.
Crowfeather: HONEY, I'M GOING! *Runs off*
Blackstar: *Grabs a book and rips it in half* GET OUT OF SHADOWCLAN OR DIE! TAKE YOUR JOBS, AND SHOVE IT! *Yells gibberish and starts rolling about on the ground, giving a crazy expression in his eyes*
Rowanclaw: Our leader's gone insane! *Looks at paper* EVERY CAT, TRY TO KILL ME NOW! Wait. . . NO, KILL BREEZEPELT INSTEAD! o.o"
The whole of ShadowClan: *Start attacking Rowanclaw*
Breezepelt: *Laughs and stuffs face with popcorn* I wuve this thow. Wuve you, WindClan!
WindClan: WE HATE YOU TOO!
Russetfur: THIS IS THE SHADOWCLAN SHOW, NOT THE ALL ABOUT BORING WINDCLAN SHOW! -____-
Onestar: *Dances about with a walking stick, wearing a top hat and a fake beard* We'll leave now, bro-ther from ano-ther Clan!
Russetfur: I AM A SHE-CAT, NOT A TOM. GRRRRRR. -_- *Eats a bone*
Tawnypelt: RUSSETFUR, YOU TRAITOR! GO JOIN THE DOG PACK IN DOGCLAN!
DogClan: *Bark and growl*
Tawnypelt: Oh, StarClan, why must DogClan be right here at the wrong time? SHADOWCLAN, RUN FOR YOUR PELT'S LIFE OR ELSE WE SHALL WALK THE FOREST! *Runs but trips over paws, landing in mud* BLEND IN, IN OTHER WORDS. *Starts rolling about in the mud*
Dogstar: *Thinks: I can see them. And cats call us dogs stupid.*
Dogface: *Walks about and trips over Tawnypelt* DOGFACE DOWN. DOGFACE DOWN. DOGSTAR HELP, HELP DOGFACE. HELP, HELP.
Dogstar: DOGFACE, YOU STUPID DOGFACE! WE MADE US DOGS LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF FOREST CATS!
Dogface: Dogstar, help Dogface. HEEEEEEEEELP.
Cedarheart: *Stands in front of Dogstar* 'Sup, dowag?
Dogstar: DOGCLAN, DOGFACE, RETREAT. *Runs*
DogClan: *Confused and start chasing their tails*
Breezepelt: *Dying of laughter*
Sparrowkit: Does anyone know how to spell Onestar?
Kinkfur: It's just one and star together.
Sparrowkit: Thanks. How do you spell that?
Kinkfur: I don't know, I'm not a bookcat! -.-
Whitewater: It's O-n-e-s-t-a-r.
Sparrowkit: Thanks! *Writes it down* How do you spell sucks?
Whitewater: S-u-c-k-s.
Blackstar: SHADOWCLAN CATS DO NOT DO THEIR HOMEWORK, SPARROWKIT!
Sparrowkit: But you told me to!
Blackstar: Good point. GOOD KIT FOR DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.
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