Warrior Cat Randomness #2

Rippleclaw's Song

Lilystem: Breaking news! Rippleclaw, the forest's most stupidest tom who is a RiverClan warrior, has created a song! This is --

Rippleclaw: Out of the way!

My name is Rippleclaw and I have a song,

This will blow your ears away like wind,

I live in such a deep and big pond.

I'm a warrior and I'm so amazing,

I hate One Direction, I'm better than Zayn.

I only ever loved Greypool,

Now she's a cat and lazy elder.

You, dumb elder, are such a fool!

I'm so awesome and too bad you're not.

Up above a world so bright and starry,

I am cooking pizza in some random pot.

I thought that was just for soup

But I wore a pair of boots once.

Rippleclaw, Rippleclaw, Rippleclaw!

I am so in love with myself.

Rippleclaw, Rippleclaw, Rippleclaw!

I am a claw among the ripples.

LALALLALALALALALLAPLLLALLALALA.

I hate RiverClan so I'll just fly

Unfortunately I will just die.

Timberfur is falling with the trees --

Piketooth: SHUT UP YE AWFUL SINGING! -.-

Rippleclaw: *Cries* I WORKED ON THIS SINCE I WAS A KIT AND THAT WAS ANCIENT AGO!

Half Moon: And you complain about how old you are. I AM A VERY OLD CAT, OKAY?

Rippleclaw: Who the fish is this? Wait. . . IT LOOKS LIKE SNOW WITH MOSS!

Half Moon: No, I'm Half --

Rippleclaw: Half?

Troutclaw: I ORDERED A FULL MOON NOT SOME STUPID HALF MOON. -.-

1D fangirls: *Tackle Rippleclaw with angry faces*

Rippleclaw: MY SONG BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS?!

Greypool: BACK OFF, SHE-CATS! *Grabs a brush and sweeps the she-cats away* *Mutters* RiverClan outsiders. -.-

Hailstar: Rippleclaw, you are banned from singing. Leopardkit has an earache and Mudfur ran off to ThunderClan. Beetlenose and Voleclaw want to tape your mouth shut while Petaldust will laugh like an insane cat.

Rippleclaw: YOU CANNOT FACE THE FACT I'M BETTER THAN THE X FACTER! :(