Leafstar: SKYCLAN IS FORGOTTEN! *Starts crying* I want my mummy and my kibble! I don't want the vole-offee I made earlier because it's off! Off I tell you, OFF!
Sagepaw: o.o
Billystorm: Go do the Gangnam Shake! *Starts dancing, using a mixture of moves from the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style*
Rest of SkyClan except Leafstar: *Join in with Billystorm*
Leafstar: You may not have fun in SkyClan! Fun means you are exiled.
Harrykit: You're mwean, Mummy. :(
Leafstar: Mean, darling.
Echosong: Leafstar?
Leafstar: Yes-- OMG, CHICKEN BAKA! :Di
Echosong: OK. . . You said fun means you're exiled--
Leafstar: Correct.
Echosong: --and you told us off. Wasn't that fun?
Leafstar: I guess. *Gasps* NUUUU! I'M EXILED! D:
Echosong: Precisely.
Firekit: *Turns to fire* o.o!
Stormkit and Harrykit: Oooooh, fire!
Sharpclaw: HELPZ! WE NEEDZ A FIREMAN TO DEFEAT MR. FIRE!
Frecklepaw: CALL FIRESTAR! QUICKLY!
Leafstar: Uh, we didn't get Firestar's number. He was bragging about how ThunderClan is better than SkyClan last moon.
Sharpclaw: Darn. :/
SkyClan: :/
Patchfoot: Oh, I have an idea!
Leafstar: Yes, Patchfoot?
Patchfoot: We will do the Gangnam Shake and the fire will run away. That's what this cat called 'Whitestorm' told me. It's a prophecy.
Leafstar: Okay. SKYCLAN, THE GANGNAM SHAKE!
SkyClan: *Start dancing*
Tawnypelt: Where am I? o.o
Tigerstar: Gangnam Shake? *Fangirl squeal* I WUV GANGNAM SHAKE! :D *Joins in*
Tawnypelt: *Facepaw*
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
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