Leafpool: Squirrelflight, is it true you invented time travel?
Squirrelflight: StarClan rocks. *Vanishes*
Leafpool: NO, NOT SQUIRRELFLIGHT! D:
Squirrelflight: *Appears in ThunderClan's old camp* I'm in the past.
Bramblekit and Tawnykit: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a boring fish.
Squirrelflight: OMSC, HI, BRAMBLECLAW! :D
Bramblekit: . . . Who are you?
Tawnykit: SQUIRREL! LET'S EAT IT! :D
Tigerclaw: BUDDER! DERP! BLEHBLEHBLEHBLEHBLEH.
Squirrelflight: Tigerstar? o_o'
Tigerclaw: SQUIRREL! *Screams*
Squirrelflight: Don't they know I'm Squirrelflight?
Fireheart: *Caramelldansening* ^_^
Squirrelflight: DAD, WHY DOES NO CAT KNOW ME? AND WHERE THE THUNDERCLAN IS LEAFPOOL?
Jayfeather: *Appears next to Squirrelflight* Haven't you figured out they are younger? You and I aren't supposed to be in this past of ThunderClan, mouse-brain.
Fireheart: Um, squirrel, I'm not your father. I don't have any kits. And if I do. . . MY KIT IS A SQUIRREL?!
Squirrelflight: IT'S SQUIRRELFLIGHT!
Fireheart: Flying squirrel? XDDDDD
Squirrelflight: You named me that. . .
Fireheart: Stop lying! I don't even know who you are.
Squirrelflight: Jayfea-- MOUSE-DUNG, HE LEFT! I'm stuck here for the rest off my life now. :/
Halftail: Welcome to ThunderClan, how may I help you? Do you want a mouse? WELL, GO AWAY BECAUSE I AM A ELDER AND I DESERVE SOME RESPECT! Warriors these days, trying to steal my mice. -.-
Bramblekit: ELDER POLICE, HALFTAIL WAS THE CAT WHO ATE MY MOUSE! :S
Elders: *Are in a monster, just sitting there*
Dappletail: This is a fun run. Is this ThunderClan camp?
Patchpelt: ARE WE THERE YET?
One-eye: *Falls asleep*
Smallear: Is this monster even walking? :/
Halftail: WAIT. . . FOR. . . ME. . . *Runs to car but falls asleep*
Squirrelflight: ThunderClan sure had some weird elders.
Bluestar: *Starts turning Clan blue* You're blue, too. . . STOP COPYING MY FUR COLOUR! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Squirrelflight: OMSC, IT'S BLUESTAR! :D
Bluestar: OMSC, BLUE SQUIRREL!
Squirrelflight: *Turns blue* AAAAAAAAH! O.O!
Bluestar: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! O_O
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanficWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
